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DVT'd adj. Drunk in a way that keeps the legs bent for hours and makes the first steps aspirational. Daundra was DVT'd on the sofa, unable to straighten up before the second cup of tea. DW'd adj. A drinker who stores the evening's information in one large, inaccessible reserve. Darwuin was DW'd, retaining every detail somewhere beyond immediate access. DW-MRI'd adj. Having drunk more than diffusion can explain, with coordination spreading slowly through the limbs. Kjay was DW-MRI'd, his intention reaching the feet several seconds after departure. DWA'd adj. Still drunk, and requiring the room to establish a perimeter before anyone attempts a friendly approach. Arunveer was DWA'd by midnight, so Nkemjika kept the curious and the breakable at a distance. DWC'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a sealed indoor growing system, requiring water, light, and very little movement. Nickiyah was DWC'd, sitting beneath the kitchen light and asking whether anyone had fed the herbs. DWD'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of fallen branches, accumulating quietly where the woodland has no further use for them. Kobee was DWD'd beneath the garden table, motionless among the discarded coats. DWEM'd adj. A drinker who has begun explaining the entire evening through historical men nobody else invited. Raluca got DWEM'd and lectured Sharayah on three painters before the starters arrived. DWF'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a solitary table, a large glass and determined self-sufficiency seem glamorous. Draylan was DWF'd, occupying the corner table with wine and an emphatic refusal of help. DWH'd adj. A drinker so far gone that useful guidance is assembled from several unrelated sources. Yetziel was DWH'd, combining old directions, pub gossip and a weather forecast. DWI'd adj. Drunk to the extent of making impairment the only remaining detail of the journey home. Sharica got DWI'd and let Mizan carry both coats to the taxi rank. DWM'd adj. Drunk and reduced to inert woody matter, best left where gravity has put it. Atena was DWM'd beside the shed, substantial but of no immediate practical assistance. DWR'd adj. Having drunk enough to repel every useful instruction, while remaining oddly receptive to rain. Lucky was DWR'd, shedding advice as neatly as water from a newly treated jacket. DWT'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish personal mass from the unproductive tonnage of the evening. Ellie-jane was DWT'd and required assistance calculating her own useful contribution to departure. DWTP'd adj. Of a drinker who has treated the whole bar as a purification works and still wants another sample. Jamaria got DWTP'd and assessed each pump's output before choosing lager. DWV'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired shortened wings, unreliable balance, and a marked reluctance to fly downstairs. Yoshiki was DWV'd by the last round and kept both hands on the banister. DX'd adj. Sharpened by drink into storing every thought in two adjoining places, for greater accuracy and slower retrieval. Elly was DX'd, repeating each order in two mental registers and still losing both.