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deep abscessed (/dip ˈæbˌsɛsd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the evening's difficulty somewhere beneath the surface. Ivy-marie became deep abscessed and could no longer bend neatly at the knees. deep adaptationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and adjusting bodily expectations to the collapse of ordinary coordination. Molissa became deep adaptationed and revised her plan for the stairs to one step per minute. deep and meaningfuled adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting a heart-to-heart discussion with every step. Bobo became deep and meaningfuled, explaining his history to the staircase between landings. deep backgrounded adj. Too drunk to identify the source of an instruction, particularly when it concerns the stairs. Jemmerio became deep backgrounded and followed an unattributed voice towards the landing. deep blue seaed adj. Having drunk more than the open sea can reasonably contain, and moving accordingly. Kaleina became deep blue seaed and rolled gently towards the stairs without finding a current. deep blued adj. Having drunk enough to turn a dark, fixed shade, particularly when considering the stairs. Anyi became deep blued at the foot of the staircase and stared into its intense darkness. deep brain stimulationed adj. You are drunk and sending urgent signals through the head while the body negotiates each step separately. Syrene became deep brain stimulationed and gave precise commands to an uncooperative ankle. deep breathinged adj. Reduced by drink to drawing breath from the diaphragm, as though standing were strenuous exercise. Levada was deep breathinged before the second chorus, each pause academically deliberate. deep cleaned adj. Describing a drinker who has thoroughly removed all confidence from the body's arrangements. Holy became deep cleaned and left the staircase requiring more attention than the floor. deep cleanered adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every surface of the evening suspiciously dealt with before last orders. Jollette got deep cleanered and polished the bar with a beer mat before going home. deep cleaninged adj. Drunk, with the result that coats, glasses and acquaintances are all given unnecessary attention. Shinda became deep cleaninged and arranged everyone's coats by length at closing time. deep colored adj. Drunk to a degree that gives every pub light billions of distinct shades. Natalye got deep colored and spent the journey home naming colours in the street lamps. deep coloured adj. Drunk to the extent of seeing billions of distinct colours in the cloakroom. Mariabella became deep coloured and sorted the coats into shades nobody else could distinguish. deep copied adj. Drunk since last orders, and taking every connected acquaintance, coat and obligation home as well. Hansen got deep copied and brought three people's coats home without noticing. deep covered adj. Drunk by the third round, and stationed near the boundary of the conversation, where fielding becomes necessary. Jerzey got deep covered and spent closing time intercepting remarks from the far end of the table. deep cutted adj. Drunk by closing time, and requesting obscure songs by famous musicians from anyone near the jukebox. Symarah got deep cutted and asked the landlord for a rare B-side during last orders.