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deep dish pizzaed adj. The condition of a drinker who regards every flat surface as a suitable dish and every topping as an instruction. Mikah went deep dish pizzaed and attempted to serve crisps from the coffee table. deep dished adj. The drunkenness of one who treats a shallow problem as though it required structural reinforcement. Emmarie got deep dished and proposed rebuilding the bar around the crisps. deep dived adj. Still drunk, and investigating the bottom of the evening rather more thoroughly than intended. Atiqa stayed deep dived after closing, searching beneath the table for the missing taxi receipt. deep divered adj. Sufficiently drunk to behave like an underwater specialist whenever the route home descends. Karmen got deep divered and searched the station steps for signs of submerged traffic. deep divinged adj. Having drunk enough to pursue the evening beyond its accepted depth, including beneath furniture and conversation. Alvah became deep divinged and retrieved a lost glove from beneath the pub bench. deep drafted adj. Having drunk more than the available depth permits, and requiring assistance over the kerb. Hunter-leigh got deep drafted and needed the pavement checked before attempting the taxi. deep drawinged adj. You have drunk enough to pull every nearby conversation radially towards one fixed point: another round. Keyveon got deep drawinged and drew the whole table towards an unnecessary final order. deep dyspareuniaed adj. You are drunk and treating every attempt to get comfortable in the taxi as an unexpectedly painful negotiation. Jackjohn was deep dyspareuniaed and reconsidered the taxi's entire seating arrangement. deep ecologied adj. Of a drinker who has granted equal importance to people, plants and the coat stand. Julia-rose became deep ecologied and gave the cloakroom fern equal voting rights at last orders. deep ecologisted adj. Of a drinker: assigning inherent worth to every living thing encountered between the pub and home. Evie-jean got deep ecologisted and apologised to a hedge while waiting for the taxi. deep embeddinged adj. Describing a drinker who has represented the entire route home inside a single, increasingly uncertain gesture. Nyya got deep embeddinged and modelled the journey home using beer mats and a coat. deep ended adj. A drinker who has reached the deep end of the evening and is standing there awaiting rescue. Daryel got deep ended before last orders and required guidance towards the correct coat. deep femoral arteried adj. A drinker so far gone that the main route home has developed several substantial branches. Ally got deep femoral arteried and found three equally persuasive routes from the pub door. deep focused adj. The state of being drunk and keeping the foreground, middle distance and distant taxi rank equally sharp. Harshika got deep focused and discussed her coat, the bus stop and the moon simultaneously. deep freezed adj. Softened by drink into a receptacle for unfinished intentions, all of them preserved pending reconsideration. Driss went deep freezed, storing every plan for tomorrow in an inaccessible internal compartment. deep freezered adj. Softened by drink into a person who stores every final decision until morning. Godswill got deep freezered and put the taxi question beside tomorrow's breakfast.