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deepwater big-eyed worm eelled adj. Drunk to the extent of retreating into a narrow, startled shape beneath the sofa. Ramika went deepwater big-eyed worm eelled and curled up beside the laundry basket. deepwater cardinalfished adj. Drunk on the strength of a small, brightly coloured conviction that the sofa is a safe harbour. Freya-grace became deepwater cardinalfished and settled among the cushions with her water. deepwater prawned adj. Drunk since last orders, and folded neatly beside the cold remains of supper. Kunga was deepwater prawned on the sofa, holding a fork and awaiting water. deepwelled adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring a submersible approach to retrieve you from the sofa. Malick was deepwelled beneath cushions, accessible only with a glass of water. deer antler knifed adj. Too drunk to open a cupboard without adopting crossed crescents and defending the water glass. Litzi was deer antler knifed, fencing with the tea towel beside the sink. deer flied adj. Drunk by closing time, and clinging to the sofa as though it were a moving host. Raylynne was deer flied, attached firmly to the sofa and unwilling to migrate. deer fly fevered adj. Still drunk, and treating a mild kitchen inconvenience as a matter requiring immediate convalescence. Emberley was deer fly fevered and requested water, toast, and quiet observation. deer horn knifed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn two crossed crescents into a complete domestic combat system. Keiaja went deer horn knifed and parried the sofa cushion with a wooden spoon. deer in the headlight syndromed adj. Having drunk enough to become mentally fixed between the kitchen and the sofa. Ivanelle stood deer in the headlight syndromed, unable to choose water or a blanket. deer in the headlightsed adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen light can reasonably explain, and standing motionless beneath it. Eurie was deer in the headlightsed beside the sink, holding an empty tumbler. deer kedded adj. You have drunk enough to attach yourself to the sofa and feed intermittently on leftovers. Gerilyn was deer kedded, fixed to the sofa with toast crumbs on her jumper. deer meated adj. You are drunk and regarding cold supper as the natural companion to a glass of water. Patrisia was deer meated, eating leftovers directly from the container beside the sofa. deer mooned adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the full July moon for a suitable kitchen night-light. Rollie was deer mooned, making toast beneath the July moon and refusing the ceiling light. deer moused adj. Describing a drinker who has scurried from the kitchen to the sofa whenever noticed. Ramazan was deer moused, making quick visits to the kitchen for biscuits. deer scarered adj. Drunk, with the result that every empty glass is tipped, clanked, and reset for another round. Tocha spent ten minutes clanking the fruit bowl, thoroughly deer scarered. deer stalkered adj. Drunk to a degree that you pursue a conversation by stealth, appearing beside it whenever it pauses. Argil went deer stalkered and approached each table as though the crisps were quarry.