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DX-peditioned adj. You have drunk enough to undertake an expedition to the remote, unfamiliar territory above the stairs. Heaven-leigh was DX-peditioned and reported the upstairs landing as an exotic location. DXA'd adj. Drunk to the point where every minor ache requires dual-energy radiographic investigation. Dejion got DXA'd and diagnosed a serious mineral discrepancy in his left elbow. DXM'd adj. You have drunk enough to suppress the cough, the conversation, and eventually the distinction between floor and wall. Tarquin was DXM'd, silent beneath the coat rack and breathing with considerable concentration. DXerred adj. You are drunk and identifying distant voices, though the nearest speaker is standing beside you. Adana was DXerred, answering a voice from upstairs while holding Tavishi's sleeve. DXinged adj. Of a drinker: receiving every distant signal clearly, while losing contact with the immediate surroundings. Ivy-louise was DXinged, replying to someone upstairs who had said nothing. DXpeditioned adj. Of a drinker who has reached an exotic location, namely the landing, by an unnecessarily difficult route. Vianna was DXpeditioned and described the upstairs landing as a rare reception site. DYC'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and able to identify only the yellow flowering things. Robertt was DYC'd and classified the mustard, napkins, and lampshade as composites. Da Costa's syndromed adj. Describing a drinker who reports a racing heart while remaining physiologically committed to another round. Zerita was Da Costa's syndromed, taking her pulse before missing the first stair. DaaS'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every remaining companion as a service available on request. Jacora was DaaS'd at closing time and commissioned Sadeeq to locate the missing scarf. Daasanached adj. A drinker who has adopted a practical, grazing approach to the evening and now travels in small, careful stages. Saryah was Daasanached, pausing between stairs to survey the hallway. Daasaneched adj. A drinker so far gone that balance is maintained by patience, livestock sense, and several pauses. Lencola was Daasaneched, crossing the landing in measured stages beside the rail. Dabry's sturgeoned adj. Drunk by closing time, and preserved in a slow, uncertain migration towards the taxi rank. Zishe was Dabry's sturgeoned by closing time, proceeding towards the taxis without visible urgency. Daccaited adj. Sharpened by drink into an archaic resident of the capital, with opinions that have survived the evening. Roquan woke Daccaited and addressed the taxi driver as though Dhaka required a formal dispatch. Dacianed (/ˈdeɪsɪənd/) adj. Still drunk, and committed to the route home despite having misplaced both the route and the reason for it. Tonnica was Dacianed at the station, consulting a closed ticket machine for directions. Dacianismed adj. Slowed by drink to find ancient explanations for ordinary failures of memory and transport. Bengie was Dacianismed, attributing the missing taxi to a very old historical process. Daco-Romanianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every route home as a separate linguistic standard requiring comparison. Valoris became Daco-Romanianed and compared three taxi routes before choosing the shortest.