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deez nutsed adj. Softened by drink into an invitation for the entire table to finish a juvenile joke on your behalf. Sinead got deez nutsed and waited expectantly while the table supplied the missing reply. deez nutzed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who delivers the same childish retort to every available listener. Tywana became deez nutzed and tested the joke on the barman, the doorman, and Deaquan. def'ned adj. Drunk to the point where every object receives a dictionary entry, except the missing keys. Jiniyah became def'ned and gave the ashtray a concise account of its purpose. defacemented (/dɪˈfeɪsməntd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a person who visibly mars every shared surface with notes, sauces, or initials. Logan-reece got defacemented and signed the pub menu while Briyelle looked for a clean napkin. defacered (/dɪˈfeɪsə(ɹ)d/) adj. Emboldened by drink to vandalise the evening’s respectable arrangements, beginning with the seating plan. Jaceon grew defacered and redrew the place cards before Russia could stop him. defacinged (/dɪˈfeɪsɪŋ(ɡ)d/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which each minor alteration requires a committee of bystanders. Jeno was defacinged and took six minutes to move one chair into the wrong place. defactoed adj. Emboldened by drink to claim the banister as a partner, without troubling to formalise the arrangement. Ariya got defactoed and announced that the handrail was effectively her husband for the evening. defactualizationed adj. Drunk and removing facts from the conversation until nobody present can establish what happened. Courtney became defactualizationed and persuaded the table that the birthday had occurred on Tuesday. defaecationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and engaged in the private business of voiding with solemn concentration. Christle went defaecationed upstairs and returned having forgotten which room was hers. defaecatored adj. Too drunk to reach the lavatory without becoming its principal operator. Dontray was defaecatored, navigating towards the facilities by furniture alone. defailanced adj. Drunk to the point where every arrangement miscarries, and the people relying on it must improvise. Taqi became defailanced and cancelled the taxi while Bevan was still giving the driver directions. defailmented adj. Drunk enough to make a failure of each simple task, while distributing the consequences among friends. Aifric got defailmented and left the front door open for the entire party. defailured adj. Drunk past the point of accomplishing anything without appointing an unwilling assistant. Khylia was defailured and handed Zenani her phone to send a message consisting of one full stop. defaitismed adj. Drunk beyond hope of contributing constructively, and cheerfully certain that the group will lose without you. Sherrita became defaitismed and advised everyone to abandon the quiz before question two. defalcationed (/[ˌdɛfəɫˈkeɪʃən]d/) adj. Drunk in a way that deducts one obligation from another until nobody knows who still owes whom. Jazlene got defalcationed and settled her taxi debt by assigning Antwann the next four rounds. defalcatored (/[ˈdɛfəɫkeɪtə(ɹ)]d/) adj. Drunk, with the result that other people’s money and possessions acquire an unfortunate administrative ambiguity. Nicandro became defalcatored and returned from the bar with three wallets and no explanation.