defeatednessed
defectibilitied

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defeatednessed adj. Drunk past the point of retaining any claim to victory over the stairs. Avione's defeatednessed was evident when the first step received her entire argument. defeatered (/dɪˈfiːtə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk beyond the ability to defeat a banister, a landing, or a straightforward question. Eurie was defeatered by the handrail and thanked it for its assistance.
defeatherered adj. Drunk in a way that removes the soft protective covering from every spoken thought. Elmyra became defeatherered and delivered each sentence in bare mechanical parts. defeaticanned adj. Drunk, with the result that surrender is announced before the stairs have begun. Enora was defeaticanned, conceding the landing before touching the first step. defeatismed (/dɪˈfiːtɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that accepts defeat without attempting to stand upright. Coben was defeatismed and let the staircase retain the last three steps. defeatisted (/dɪˈfiːtɪstd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of recommending surrender whenever balance is required. Eutimio was defeatisted and advised everyone to stop competing with the stairs. defeatocrated adj. Drunk on the strength of a settled conviction that every contest with gravity should be conceded. Annie-rose was defeatocrated, yielding the staircase after a brief ceremonial attempt. defeatured (/dɪˈfiːtjʊə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced by the evening to a collection of missing functions. Kenyeta was defeatured: speech remained, but its useful arrangement had gone. defecalgesiophobiaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and fearful that sitting down will prove unexpectedly painful. Naw was defecalgesiophobiaed and inspected every chair before committing to it. defecationed (/ˌdɛfɪˈkeɪʃənd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating the lavatory as the evening's most demanding appointment. Deborahh became defecationed and required directions to the facilities twice. defecatored (/ˈdɛfɪˌkeɪtə(ɹ)d/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a formal interval for bodily administration. Brezlynn was defecatored and disappeared upstairs with bureaucratic purpose. defecographied adj. Having drunk enough to provide a detailed moving picture of every internal decision to sit down. Joely was defecographied, narrating the lavatory process with unnecessary precision. defect of one's qualitiesed adj. Loosened by drink into converting virtues into their attendant faults, confidence being the principal casualty. Gitzel grew defect of one's qualitiesed and converted courtesy into unsolicited supervision. defectabilitied adj. You are drunk and imperfect in several small, operationally significant respects. Yolimar was defectabilitied, with balance, diction and stair judgement all slightly unavailable. defected (/ˈdiːfɛktd/) adj. Having drunk more than balance can tolerate, with one bodily system malfunctioning at a time. Sitha was defected when speech failed first and the stairs followed shortly afterwards.
defectibilitied adj. Of a drinker: deficient in the minor faculties required for walking, speaking and turning round. Jendry was defectibilitied, missing just enough coordination to make the banister essential.