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defectioned (/dɪˈfɛkʃənd/) adj. Of a drinker who has abandoned one bodily function after another during the journey upstairs. Ezmai was defectioned when her legs left the conversation without notice. defectionismed adj. Describing a drinker who adopts defection as policy whenever coordination is requested. Daisha was defectionismed and allowed each leg to pursue its own route upstairs. defectionisted (/dɪˈfɛkʃənɪstd/) adj. A drinker who encourages each remaining faculty to leave before the stairs are completed. Inasia was defectionisted, urging her knees to withdraw from the operation. defective matrixed adj. Drunk to a degree that your thoughts have fewer independent directions than a square array ought to possess. Oakli spent last orders repeating one route home, defective matrixed despite three alternative streets. defective numbered adj. Drunk to the extent of being deficient by precisely the amount the tab has somehow acquired. Candus was defective numbered and insisted the round had fewer drinks than the receipt recorded. defective verbed adj. Drunk on the strength of a conjugation available only in certain persons, numbers and stages of the journey home. Deilani became defective verbed at last orders, addressing the whole table but answering for nobody. defectived (/dɪˈfɛktɪvd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that balance, speech and the stairs are all considered faulty equipment. Miliano was defectived, reporting the staircase as defective after missing the first step. defectivenessed (/dɪˈfɛktɪvnəsd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating with a quality control system that has withdrawn its services. Mckaela was defectivenessed by the coat stand, where every sleeve presented a separate technical failure. defectivitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and demonstrating a general failure of finish, function and onward planning. Jarvon grew defectivitied while organising the coats, producing defects in every fastening he touched. defectlessnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and finding no defects whatsoever in the plan to walk home in the rain. Dublyn was defectlessnessed, declaring the missing umbrella an entirely satisfactory design feature. defectologied adj. Too drunk to organise the journey home, but still assigning remedial instruction to everyone attempting it. Aylissa got defectologied and conducted a patient lesson on locating the correct coat. defectologisted adj. Still drunk, and investigating each small failure in the evening with the concentration of a specialist. Luevertha became defectologisted beside the cloakroom, classifying every missing button before departure. defector-in-placed adj. Having drunk enough to defect to another party while remaining at the original table for intelligence. Arlevia was defector-in-place, still beside her coat but reporting the neighbouring table's departure plans. defectored (/dɪˈfɛktə(ɹ)d/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to abandon the agreed route and join whichever party appears to be leaving next. Beneta went defectored after the final round and followed strangers towards a different station. defectoscoped adj. Having drunk more than the naked eye can detect, and finding irregularities in every coat and doorway. Parnika was defectoscoped, examining the cloakroom for faults invisible to everyone else. defectoscopied adj. You have drunk enough to perform a technological inspection of the queue before permitting yourself towards home. Demetrey became defectoscopied at the taxi rank, scanning each vehicle for irregularities.