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defendabilitied adj. You are drunk and, on inspection, only marginally capable of being defended in court. Viani was defendabilitied after presenting the taxi receipt as a philosophical objection. defendanted (/dɪˈfɛnd.əntd/) adj. Of a drinker: answering every casual remark as though formally summoned to make satisfaction for it. Frankie-grace became defendanted and pleaded guilty to having ordered the luminous cocktail. defendaunted adj. Of a drinker who has been sued in imagination and is preparing an obsolete but heartfelt reply. Jahliel was defendaunted and addressed the barmaid as though she had filed particulars. defendeed (/ˌdiːfɛnˈdiːd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has appointed the nearest sober person to protect him from his own submissions. Isao became defendeed and permitted Mauren to remove the keys without argument. defendered (/dɪˈfɛndə(ɹ)d/) adj. A drinker who protects the weak, the misplaced, and occasionally a glass from being moved. Lakhai grew defendered and stood between the bar snacks and a perfectly innocent draught. defendershipped adj. The drunkenness of one who assumes general responsibility for protection, without identifying either danger or jurisdiction. Markeys became defendershipped and escorted every unattended glass to a place of safety. defending zoned adj. Reduced by drink to patrolling the far end of the room, where all movement is treated as an attack. Trustin was defending zoned and stationed himself beside the radiator for tactical reasons. defendored adj. A drinker so far gone that every household object has acquired a claimant requiring representation. Joniece became defendored and defended the lamp against allegations of leaning. defendoured adj. The state of being drunk and formally committed to protecting articles of no discernible legal interest. Akachukwu was defendoured, guarding the salt cellar from an entirely private dispute. defendressed adj. Softened by drink into a female defender of handbags, doorways, and disputed table space. Cinthia became defendressed and defended an empty chair from three increasingly polite claimants. defenestrationed (/dɪˌfɛnɪˈstɹeɪʃ(ə)nd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into contemplating the window as an administrative solution to conversational congestion. Kiean became defenestrationed when the fourth account of the evening began. defenestratored adj. Loosened by drink into someone liable to put an object outside by the most direct available aperture. Michaeljr grew defenestratored and attempted to post a cushion through the open window. defense attorneyed adj. Drunk and representing every accused object in the establishment, usually without instructions. Evergreen was defense attorneyed and opened proceedings against the malfunctioning tap. defense in abatemented adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt to leave is defeated by a technical objection concerning the proceedings. Maguire became defense in abatemented and challenged the taxi on grounds of defective jurisdiction. defense in depthed adj. Loosened by drink into retreating through successive coats, doorways and bus stops while preserving a final destination. Lawren was defense in depthed, yielding the pavement but maintaining possession of the correct coat. defense lawyered adj. Drunk enough to regard the evening as litigation and the bar staff as opposing counsel. Sentell became defence lawyered and cross-examined the barman about the alleged shortage of olives.