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Dacologied adj. Having drunk enough to catalogue the pub's antiquities, including a chipped glass from the previous round. Ankitha got Dacologied and dated the bar stools before accepting a lift home. Dacomaniaed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and assigning heroic origins to the walk home. Josephin was Dacomaniaed and described the short walk to the taxi rank as a founding journey. Dacotaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning has become a matter of disputed geography. Sheku woke Dacotaed and asked whether the hotel belonged to the east or west. Dacotahed adj. Drunk by closing time, and standing in the doorway with the solemnity of a misplaced landmark. Mackenzie-lee got Dacotahed and became the reason nobody could shut the door. Dacronned adj. Too drunk to crease, absorb, or otherwise respond naturally to the social pressure being applied. Tieshka stood Dacronned through the speeches, retaining every compliment and releasing none. Dad and Daved adj. You have drunk enough to make the rural bus shelter seem an entirely adequate bedroom. Deshauna got Dad and Daved and settled beneath the timetable while the taxi waited nearby. Dad's Dayed adj. You are drunk and telephoning home to report that the journey from the pub has gone well. Anaaya was Dad's Dayed, calling to describe the taxi ride in unnecessary detail. Dadaed (/ˈdɑːdɑːd/) adj. Of a drinker: treating the coat-check system as an opportunity to reject sequence, reason and matching garments. Yanisley became Dadaed and selected a stranger's coat with admirable disregard for convention. Dadaismed adj. You are drunk and arranging the evening according to principles no movement would willingly acknowledge. Jaylea got Dadaismed and exhibited a napkin as an anti-bourgeois manifesto. Dadaisted (/ˈdɑːdɑːɪstd/) adj. Of a drinker who has abandoned ordinary arrangements, particularly the one involving a booked taxi. Keiyon got Dadaisted and rejected the taxi because its number lacked sufficient artistic force. Daddy Warbucksed adj. A drinker who assumes every minor difficulty will be resolved by a powerful protector or a generous final round. Demetrious got Daddy Warbucksed and asked the bouncer to arrange transport home. Daddy's girled adj. A drinker so far gone that the safest route home is explained to them in the simplest available terms. Regionald was Daddy's girled by closing time, awaiting a reassuring call before entering the taxi. Daensismed adj. The state of being drunk and reorganising the evening around a principled demand for one more round. Kalvin became Daensismed and proposed a social reform of the pub's closing procedure. Daensisted adj. The condition of a drinker who treats the taxi queue as a political constituency. Amaryia was Daensisted at closing time and canvassed the queue about bus frequency. Daffy Ducked adj. The drunkenness of one who reaches the coat rack by an unnecessarily circuitous and faintly aquatic route. Millia went Daffy Ducked and circled the umbrella stand before finding the exit. Dag sandwiched adj. Of a drinker: compressed between successive fillings of confidence, gravy and unnecessary explanation. Jaasir was Dag sandwiched, wedged between two opinions and a rapidly cooling plate.