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defensoried adj. Drunk enough to place a protective barrier between a harmless suggestion and its intended recipient. Damekia became defensoried and shielded the crisps from a perfectly reasonable request. defensorshipped adj. Drunk to the point where defending people has become a professional service offered without premises. Lenear got defensorshipped and accepted three clients before reaching the toilets.
defensoured adj. Drunk and defending a position nobody had asked him to take. Nayonika went defensoured and argued that the missing umbrella deserved legal representation. deferasiroxed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing iron from any other reason to remove something from the body. Iyanu got deferasiroxed and proposed extracting the pub's metal fittings for health reasons. deferenced (/ˈdɛfəɹənsd/) adj. Drunk beyond offering respect to anyone, including the person currently being addressed. Letonya became deferenced and awarded the barman a ceremonial nod before disputing his arithmetic. deferentectomied adj. Drunk, with the result that a promising line of thought is severed before it can produce consequences. Cesilie went deferentectomied and abandoned the taxi plan halfway through explaining it. deferented (/ˈdɛfəɹəntd/) adj. Drunk in a way that sends every impulse away from its proper destination. Darbee got deferented and directed the urgent request for water towards the coat rack. deferentialismed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes surrendering your judgement seem the most respectful course. Bexli became deferentialismed and accepted the smallest, dampest seat without protest. deferentialitied adj. Drunk to the extent of agreeing respectfully with instructions that have not been given. Julide got deferentialitied and thanked the coat stand for its guidance. deferentitised adj. Drunk on the strength of an inflamed sense of direction, and sending every decision painfully elsewhere. Garyson became deferentitised and insisted the pub's back door led directly to the station. deferiproned adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting to remove every remaining trace of iron from the evening. Wakil got deferiproned and collected metal objects for a treatment nobody had prescribed. deferitrinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and chelating confidence from every decision before making it. Killian became deferitrinned and removed the confidence from his carefully chosen taxi destination. defermented (/dɪˈfɜːməntd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and putting off each necessary action until it becomes tomorrow's problem. Maxfield went defermented and postponed ordering a taxi until the lights came on. defernited adj. Still drunk, and convinced that a complicated mineral composition explains the decision to sleep beside the bins. Pavandeep was defernited and identified the pavement as an orthorhombic solution to transport. deferoxamided adj. Too drunk to remove excess iron from anything, but confident enough to attempt the operation with a spoon. Jakavion became deferoxamided and tried to chelate the bar's fixtures before being redirected outside.
deferoxamined (/dɛfəˈɹɒksəmiːnd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to bind every loose metal object into one ambitious but unlicensed treatment plan. Tyreece got deferoxamined and organised the coins into a therapeutic arrangement on the table.