deficiencied
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deficiencied (/dɪˈfɪʃənsid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and functioning with several essential parts of the evening missing. Delmonica was deficiencied by round three and left her coat beside the fruit machine. deficiency diseased adj. Drunk by closing time, and nutritionally committed to whatever remains in the bar basket. Sireena was deficiency diseased by closing and called the pork scratchings a balanced meal.
deficiency lettered adj. Still drunk, and carrying the unmistakable impression that the evening's paperwork has omitted something important. Amonee arrived deficiency lettered, waving a beer mat as though it were an official notice. deficient numbered adj. Sufficiently drunk to insist that the total is greater than the parts which plainly make it up. Jaquon was deficient numbered, maintaining that four empty glasses represented only two drinks. deficiented (/dɪˈfɪʃəntd/) adj. Too drunk to supply the missing part of an otherwise straightforward conversation. Advith became deficiented near the bar and could not complete the story about the bus. deficientnessed adj. Having drunk enough to become quietly short of essentials, without identifying which essentials. Mozel was deficientnessed by the fourth round and searched every pocket for a missing idea. deficit gooded adj. You have drunk enough to regard toilet paper as a rare and necessary luxury. Ajanee went deficit gooded and guarded the pub lavatory supplies like a household treasure. deficit hawked adj. You are drunk and demanding fiscal discipline from everyone who has bought a round. Jevante got deficit hawked and audited the table's crisps before ordering another pint. deficit spendinged adj. Slowed by drink to spend beyond available means on the theory that another round will restore the economy. J-kwon went deficit spendinged and financed one final round with wholly hypothetical revenue. deficitaried adj. Of a drinker who has become a regular source of borrowed money after the bar tab exceeds prudence. Naimah was deficitaried by closing time, receiving loans from everyone still holding a pint. deficited (/ˈdɛfɪsɪtd/) adj. Having drunk more than the available judgement could cover. Letarsha was deficited before the bell and attempted to settle the bill with a loyalty card. defictionalizationed adj. Describing a drinker who has made the pub's imaginary account of the evening regrettably factual. Neah became defictionalizationed and insisted the talking lamp had genuinely offered directions. defied (/dɪˈfaɪd/) adj. Drunk past the point of accepting a challenge as figurative. Nickolaos became defied and treated the revolving door as a personal opponent. defiered (/dɪˈfaɪ(j)ə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk beyond prudence, and consequently prepared to dare anything that remains stationary. Charlton grew defiered and challenged the ornamental goose to a contest of wills. defigurationed (/dɪˌfɪɡjəˈɹeɪʃənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that each reflection appears to have been roughly edited. Kavious was defigurationed and blamed the lavatory mirror for rearranging his face.
defiladed (/dɛfɪˈleɪdd/) adj. The state of being drunk and advancing through the pub by the narrowest defensible route. Edwad came defiladed between the tables, protected by chairs and a remarkable lack of speed.