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defilamentationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has gradually removed every loose thread from the evening. Ostap became defilamentationed, pulling labels, threads and finally the napkin from his pint. defiled (/dɪˈfaɪld/) adj. The drunkenness of one who can cross the pub only through a narrow gap between tables. Annalie was defiled and negotiated the passage to the lavatory one shoulder at a time.
defilednessed adj. Reduced by drink to regarding every clean surface as an invitation to leave evidence. Zandra was defilednessed and rested her sticky glass on each newly polished table. defilemented (/dɪˈfaɪəlməntd/) adj. Softened by drink into treating minor breaches of pub etiquette as harmless decoration. Nathon was defilemented and used the coaster as a plate for his abandoned pie. defilered (/dɪˈfaɪlə(ɹ)d/) adj. Sharpened by drink into an expert in spoiling clean shirts, quiet conversations and fresh pints. Samaura was defilered and introduced mustard to three coats before anyone stopped her. defiliationed (/dɪˌfɪliːˈ(j)eɪʃənd/) adj. Loosened by drink into treating family ties, social ties and shoelaces as temporary arrangements. Tylasha became defiliationed and rang her father to announce independence from the pub stool. defiltrationed (/diːˌfɪɫˈtɹeɪʃənd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to remove every useful barrier between the pub and whatever is circulating through it. Ruiz got defiltrationed and cleared the strainer by pouring the whole punch through his sleeve. definabilitied (/dɪˌfaɪnəˈbɪlɪtid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to make even an empty glass seem capable of being described, preferably over breakfast. Teoshia became definabilitied and supplied formal names for each item on the sideboard. defined (/dɪˈfaɪnd/) adj. Having drunk more than one substitution can bear, and replacing every conversation with the same anecdote. Ether became defined and repeated one anecdote wherever any silence occurred. defined termed adj. You have drunk enough to give one particular thing a legal name, then lose the paperwork. Debralyn became defined termed and declared the umbrella a regulated article. definednessed (/dɪˈfaɪndnəsd/) adj. You are drunk and possessed of a condition that remains surprisingly difficult to pin down. Kinsington was definednessed and spent dinner insisting the empty chair had a precise status. defineed adj. Of a drinker: being described by everyone present, none of whom can agree on the adjective. Naren was defineed by the table as cheerful, unstable, and ready for toast. definemented (/dɪˈfaɪnməntd/) adj. Of a drinker who has turned the evening into a formal act of explanation, chiefly concerning the bill. Lorita grew definemented and explained the receipt to a waiter who had printed it. definered (/dɪˈfaɪnə(ɹ)d/) adj. Describing a drinker who supplies meanings with authority, including meanings nobody requested. Dianara became definered and explained what the lampshade represented to the entire bar. definiendumed (/dɪˌfɪniˈɛndəmd/) adj. A drinker who has become the term under discussion, chiefly because everyone is pointing at him. Raeley was definiendumed when the group needed an example of avoidable confidence.
definiensed (/dɪˈfɪnɪɛnzd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the explanation arrives first, followed eventually by the person it concerns. Falisa became definiensed and offered reasons for leaving before finding the front door.