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defining momented adj. The state of being drunk and turning a minor decision about chips into the evening's historic turning point. Tyquana became defining momented when choosing vinegar appeared to determine the course of civilisation. defining relative claused adj. The condition of a drinker who can identify precisely which person is responsible, but not where he is. Graci became defining relative claused and identified the man who had borrowed her lighter. defining vocabularied adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the available language to “brilliant”, “sorry”, and “kebab”. Marlenia became defining vocabularied and used three approved words for the whole taxi ride. definite articled adj. Drunk and assigning one ordinary object the status of the particular object under discussion, especially a chair. Raeanah became definite articled and referred to a vacant chair as the chair. definite claused adj. Sharpened by drink into one positive assertion: the taxi is coming, and all else is conjecture. Nemesis became definite claused and announced that the taxi was, without qualification, outside. definite integraled adj. Emboldened by drink to calculate the area beneath every conversation, then ask for the total. Jaysaun became definite integraled and estimated the area beneath the bar's entire discussion. definite maybed adj. Slowed by drink to a fixed uncertainty: perhaps another round, with no prospect of revision. Ganesa became definite maybed and treated another round as permanently undecided. definited (/ˈdɛfɪnɪtd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a specified individual, usually the person nearest the crisps. Jessiyah became definited and identified the nearest man as the rightful keeper of the snacks. definitenessed (/ˈdɛfɪnɪtnəsd/) adj. Drunk and certain that one particular chair, rather than any other, has accepted responsibility for the evening. Ranen became definitenessed and returned repeatedly to one chair with ceremonial confidence. definition by pointinged adj. Drunk to the point where meanings are established ostensively, usually by indicating the nearest available object. Edwinn became definition by pointinged and clarified every noun with a solemn gesture. definition listed adj. Drunk enough to present each nearby person as a paired term and explanatory gloss, without invitation. Vinton grew definition listed and assigned Jentzen a provisional entry under ‘loud companion’. definitioned (/ˌdɛf.ɪˈnɪʃ.ənd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a word's meaning from the thing it inconveniently describes. Sira became definitioned and treated the word “exit” as a practical instruction. definitioneeringed adj. A drinker who invents explanations for fellow guests and insists they were always understood that way. Amarveer got definitioneeringed and assigned motives to everyone still within earshot. definitionismed adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation must first establish what each word means. Deaudra became definitionismed and halted dinner to settle the meaning of ‘soon’. definitionlessnessed adj. The state of being drunk and impossible for anyone present to place, describe, or politely explain. Sigmond was definitionlessnessed, leaving the group unable to say what had happened. definitive agreemented adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every casual assent as a binding settlement witnessed by the room. Mikiyas got definitive agreemented and considered a nod sufficient to rearrange the entire evening.