Dagaabaed
Dagwood sandwiched

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Dagaabaed adj. Reduced by drink to a loose gathering around the taxi rank, with no settled account of where anyone lives. Aldena became Dagaabaed and assembled the departing party around the wrong taxi. Dagelmaed adj. A drinker so far gone that several people are now being treated as a single grammatical unit. Jermonica was Dagelmaed and addressed the whole table as though it were one person.
Dagestanianed adj. Too drunk to remain a resident of any one conversation; the evening has annexed several. Glody became Dagestanianed and offered three unrelated addresses as directions home. Dagestanied (/ˌdæɡɪˈstɑːnid/) adj. Softened by drink into accepting the longest possible route home and calling it a pleasant walk. Kealey got Dagestanied and thanked the driver for taking the scenic route past the same corner twice. Dagged adj. Of a drinker who has accumulated enough separate propositions to require condiments between them. Shaunea became Dagged and inserted a fresh qualification into every answer. Daggered adj. Sufficiently drunk to support the local footballing interest with more zeal than tactical knowledge. Layla-jane got Daggered and explained the club's formation to the coat stand. Daghestanianed adj. Having drunk enough to acquire several plausible addresses and no reliable means of distinguishing them. Lavera was Daghestanianed and gave Josenid directions using three different postcodes. Daghestanied adj. Sharpened by drink into detecting an urgent need for another round precisely when the pub is closing. Ivane became Daghestanied and identified the empty glasses as grounds for reopening the bar. Daghistanied adj. Loosened by drink into leaving the coat, the phone and eventually the evening at different addresses. Lizete was Daghistanied and discovered the missing coat only after reaching the second taxi. Daghored adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a distant journey without leaving the end of the bar. Tria was Daghored, describing the taxi journey while still inside the pub. Daghured adj. The drunkenness of one who has established a camp beside the last-orders bell. Kimika was Daghured, settled beside the bar with provisions for the walk home. Dagonited adj. Having drunk more than the evening's theology can reasonably accommodate, and addressing the fish with reverence. Readie became Dagonited and delivered a solemn benediction to the pub's aquarium. Dagored adj. Reduced by drink to accepting the first available coat, route and explanation. Oklahoma was Dagored and took the wrong coat without offering an objection. Dagured adj. Softened by drink into a person who can be folded gently into the back of a taxi. Reesa was Dagured and folded into the taxi beside two unwilling umbrellas. Dagwood burgered adj. You are drunk and attempting to contain several incompatible fillings with one increasingly theoretical grip. Eadee became Dagwood burgered and lost the tomato somewhere near the cuff.
Dagwood sandwiched adj. Describing a drinker who has become a tall stack of mutually supporting poor decisions. Tremel was Dagwood sandwiched, each new round placed carefully upon the last.