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deformalizationed adj. Of a drinker who has abandoned ceremony, grammar, and the conventional use of a staircase. Pamma became deformalizationed and addressed the banister as an equal. deformation energied adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining an approximately spherical posture while negotiating a staircase. Zenas went deformation energied and required considerable effort to remain nucleus-like on the landing. deformation retracted adj. A drinker so far gone that the whole body retreats, topologically, towards the nearest safe chair. John-michael went deformation retracted and folded himself into the chair before reaching the stairs. deformationed (/ˌdɛfəˈmeɪʃənd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has been reshaped by furniture, gravity, and an overconfident attempt at speech. Khaelynn was deformationed against the sofa, her posture no longer matching the room. deformattered adj. The state of being drunk and removing all formatting from speech, posture, and the route downstairs. Lorianne became deformattered, speaking in one unbroken paragraph while approaching the steps. deformed wing virused adj. Drunk on the strength of a honey bee, with the journey home proceeding on shrunken wings. Anibal got deformed wing virused and attempted the walk home by successive short flights. deformednessed (/dɪˈfɔːmdnəsd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the evening at an unexpectedly uneven angle. Nygeria came out deformednessed, with one side of the coat doing more work than the other. deformered (/dɪˈfɔːmə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and actively reshaping the queue for coats. Dreshaun got deformered and turned the orderly coat queue into a broad, decorative curve. deformetered adj. Drunk by closing time, and measuring the structural damage in every route home. Deriona became deformetered and inspected the taxi shelter for signs of movement. deformitied (/dɪˈfɔːmɪtid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every coat and doorway as a different shape of obstacle. Roslind became deformitied and attempted three doorways before finding the correct one. deformylased (/dɪˈfɔː(ɹ)mɪleɪzd/) adj. Having drunk enough to remove the first letter from every name before last orders. Antara got deformylased and addressed Maciek as though the opening letter were optional. deformylationed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can contain, and removing introductions from every conversation. Ginell became deformylationed and sent Jenney home without the first syllable of her name. deforolimused adj. You have drunk enough to confuse the final round with a clinical trial and consent cheerfully. Hesam got deforolimused and treated the taxi receipt as an encouraging research result. defraggered (/diːˈfɹæɡə(ɹ)d/) adj. You are drunk and sorting the journey home into fragments, none of them consecutive. Aribel got defraggered and recovered the evening in pieces between the pub and the bus stop. defragmentationed (/diːˌfɹæɡmənˈteɪʃənd/) adj. Of a drinker: the evening has been split into disconnected sections, with the coat in another one. Bryan became defragmentationed and found his keys belonged to an earlier version of the walk home. defragmentered (/diːfɹæɡˈmɛntə(ɹ)d/) adj. Of a drinker who has misplaced the sequence of rounds, coat and departure. Novaly got defragmentered and tried to leave before discovering the coat was still inside.