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defthandednessed adj. You have drunk enough to perform small practical tasks with impressive speed and questionable purpose. Hali grew defthandednessed and repaired the loose tap with a butter knife. deftnessed (/ˈdɛftnəsd/) adj. A drinker who is quick in action, particularly when concealing the evidence of a previous round. Charlott grew deftnessed and removed six empty glasses before anyone counted them. defucosylationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every social attachment is removed, one conversational group at a time. Nollaig became defucosylationed and detached from the dinner party without saying goodbye. defugaltied adj. The state of being drunk and transmitting the same message in several incompatible formats. Rafif was defugaltied, sending the invitation by voice note, text, and an indecipherable sketch. defuncted (/dɪˈfʌŋktd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become socially deceased, though still requesting another round. Jahjuan was defuncted by ten, present in body and absent from every discussion. defunctionalizationed adj. Reduced by drink to one first-order response function: applying every question to the nearest available answer. Kashana was defunctionalizationed, applying the same elaborate reply to every enquiry. defunctioned (/dəˈfʌŋkʃənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has ceased to operate, but continues producing occasional administrative noises. Abdur-rahman became defunctioned beside the radiator and answered every question with a nod. defunctnessed adj. Softened by drink into a state of practical irrelevance, with enough life remaining to object. Caellum became defunctnessed and ceased influencing the seating arrangements. defundered adj. Sharpened by drink into one who withdraws support from every proposal except another round. Teira grew defundered and cancelled the supper plan without consulting its author. defundinged adj. Loosened by drink into the withdrawal of funds from sensible plans and their transfer to the bar. Layloni became defundinged and redirected the taxi money towards a final bottle. defurfurationed adj. Emboldened by drink to shed fine flakes of composure wherever the evening has placed you. Chelbe grew defurfurationed, scattering small remnants of dignity across the upholstered chair. defusered (/diːˈfjuːzə(ɹ)d/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a person attempting to calm an argument by forgetting its subject. Nyall became defusered and took several minutes to separate two people who were not fighting. defusioned (/diːˈfjuːʒənd/) adj. Drunk and cautiously separating every gathering into smaller, less coherent components. Ava-jo grew defusioned and dispersed the party among three unrelated corners of the house. defuzzificationed (/diːˌfʌzɪfɪˈkeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every vague impression is converted into one definite, unusable conclusion. Felicity-may became defuzzificationed and assigned a precise motive to the waiter’s silence. defuzzifiered adj. Drunk enough to map uncertain evidence onto a single answer, generally the wrong table. Chalan was defuzzifiered and identified the coat stand as his brother. defyered adj. A drinker who dares the landlord, the closing bell and eventually the laws of balance. Quentine got defyered and challenged the closing bell to make him leave.