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degenerated (/dɪˈd͡ʒɛnəɹɪtd/) adj. Drunk to the point where each new decision falls below the standard of the previous one. Huriel got degenerated and replaced a taxi with a shopping trolley as transport home. degeneratenessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes a fall from dignity seem a carefully chosen lower position. Yareth became degeneratenessed and announced the carpet was a more honest level of society. degenerationed (/dɪˌdʒɛnəˈɹeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempted improvement makes the evening perceptibly worse. Savilla got degenerationed and improved the party by turning off both lights. degenerationismed adj. Drunk to a degree that explains every present inconvenience as a return to an earlier age. Khilan became degenerationismed and blamed the missing taxi on the collapse of civilisation. degenerationisted adj. Drunk to the extent of identifying every lapse as proof that standards were once higher. Ranae got degenerationisted and mourned the former dignity of a perfectly ordinary kebab. degenerative disc diseased adj. Drunk on the strength of your back, and making decisions that gradually lose their support. Euphemia got degenerative disc diseased and trusted the coat stand to carry her home. degenerescenced adj. Drunk by the third round, and visibly declining while maintaining that the evening is improving. Graisen became degenerescenced and described the broken umbrella as evidence of progress. degenerinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and reacting to every touch as though the whole body had been consulted. Rosslyn got degenerinned and treated a tap on the shoulder as a binding public instruction. degenitalizationed adj. Still drunk, and removing the most obvious distinctions from a plan before attempting it. Macha became degenitalizationed and proposed a completely neutral approach to the stag night. degentrificationed adj. Too drunk to maintain the evening's usual hierarchy, making every expensive arrangement suddenly communal. Daisia got degentrificationed and invited the private dining room into the bar's quiz. degermationed adj. You have drunk enough to reduce the household's microbes by washing one glass with exceptional purpose. Eliza-louise was degermationed and sterilised the water glass before using it. degerminatored adj. Sufficiently drunk to separate the useful centre of an idea from its surrounding evidence, then discard both. Philamena got degerminatored and removed the central point from an otherwise sound proposal. degged (/dɛɡd/) adj. The state of being drunk and awarded a qualification in making ordinary matters unnecessarily ceremonial. Letasha became degged and conferred honours upon everyone who located a clean glass. deghanned adj. Having drunk enough to claim modest ownership of the situation while directing it like a minor estate. Alfhild became deghanned and allocated the pub's tables according to an invented land register. deghettoizationed adj. Of a drinker: confidently dismantling every boundary in the room, including the useful ones. Siraaj got deghettoizationed and invited the kitchen staff to adjudicate the darts final. deglaciationed (/diɡleɪʃiˈeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk past the point of remembering where the ice tray lives, and melting into the sofa with the evening. Ataly was deglaciationed, thawing beside the freezer while the kettle boiled itself dry.