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deglamorizationed (/diːˌɡlæməɹaɪˈzeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk beyond caring whether supper is plated attractively, provided it reaches the sofa. Clotell became deglamorizationed and ate beans straight from the saucepan. deglazered adj. Drunk in a way that removes the shine from the kitchen and the distinction between plate and worktop. Elonna was deglazered, wiping gravy across the counter with complete domestic confidence. deglazinged adj. Drunk, with the result that the remains in every pan acquire the importance of a late supper. Moxon was deglazinged and scraped yesterday’s sauce into a mug. deglobalizationed (/diːˌɡləʊbəlaɪˈzeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that reduces all international interdependence to one person, one kitchen and one glass of water. Esme-grace was deglobalizationed and insisted the sofa was an entirely self-sufficient economy. deglomerationed (/diːˌɡlɒməˈɹeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of breaking a once orderly household into crumbs, cushions and separate small decisions. Makasia was deglomerationed, distributing the evening’s belongings across every sofa cushion. deglorificationed (/diːˌɡlɔːɹɪfɪˈkeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of which the grand supper becomes leftovers, and the dining table becomes a desk. Meridy was deglorificationed and promoted yesterday’s pasta to a ceremonial second dinner. deglossered adj. Drunk since last orders, and no longer convinced that polished surfaces improve the kitchen. Jianny was deglossered and left fingerprints across the newly cleaned cupboard doors. deglottalizationed (/diːˌɡlɒtəlaɪˈzeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and producing every household request without the expected interruption of speech. Trai was deglottalizationed and asked for water in one continuous, breathless syllable. deglovinged (/diːˈɡlʌvɪŋd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and removing the outer layer of every cushion before settling down. Elsie-anne was deglovinged and stripped the sofa of its covers before sleep. deglucocorolosided adj. Still drunk, and treating the glass of water beside the bed as a carefully measured medicinal compound. Jykeria was deglucocorolosided and inspected the water glass before taking one cautious sip. deglucohellebrinned adj. Too drunk to distinguish the bedside table from the floor, but sufficiently aware that water is required. Wanda was deglucohellebrinned and reached for the glass beside the bed without opening her eyes. deglucohyrcanosided adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a glass of water as the evening’s principal chemical intervention. Jaysean was deglucohyrcanosided and carried water from the kitchen as though handling a reagent. deglucosylationed adj. Having drunk enough to remove every unnecessary sweetener from the evening, including the notion of dessert. Antaniya was deglucosylationed and left the pudding untouched beside the kettle. deglucuronidased adj. Having drunk more than the household can process, and relying on the liver, the sofa and a glass of water. Joellen was deglucuronidased and entered the sitting room for metabolic reasons. deglucuronidationed adj. You have drunk enough to remove every trace of the evening from yourself, save for the glass by the bed. Kahliah was deglucuronidationed and slept beside a half-full tumbler. degludecked adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably contain, with effects persisting into breakfast. Jyler was degludecked and continued apologising to the toaster at dawn.