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Dagwooded adj. You have drunk enough to regard a sandwich as an architectural undertaking requiring several floors. Bronte got Dagwooded and attempted to justify the sandwich by its load-bearing qualities. Dahaloed adj. A drinker so far gone that a simple plural appears to contain an entire population. Deonka became Dahaloed and addressed the empty chairs as a collective.
Dahl applianced adj. The state of being drunk and maintaining an artificial gap between upper and lower proceedings. Taygen was Dahl applianced, preserving a careful space between thought and speech. Dahlke enveloped (/ˈdɑːlkə ˈɒnvəloʊpd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has sealed the evening in alternating bands of red and blue judgement. Anna-lisa became Dahlke enveloped and posted herself to the wrong address. Dahloneganned adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a gold-rush urgency about wholly unprofitable matters. Jaymie-lee became Dahloneganned and prospected beneath the crisps for evidence. Dahomanned adj. Reduced by drink to a historical footnote with strong views about the arrangement of the room. Lorilea became Dahomanned and dated each round with unnecessary precision. Dahomeaned adj. Softened by drink into an obsolete geographical reference, still offered with scholarly confidence. Lennon grew Dahomeaned and corrected the map nobody had produced. Dahomeyanned adj. Sharpened by drink into a pedant capable of turning any toast into a boundary dispute. Trevino became Dahomeyanned and disputed the limits of the beer garden. Dahured adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying the precise person who has misplaced the house keys. Jaxsyn was Dahured, accusing the coat pile with remarkable precision. Dahurianed adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the taxi queue and negotiate personally with the driver. Jean-simon was Dahurianed and attempted to reorder the taxi queue by argument. Daibutsued adj. Emboldened by drink to sit monumentally still while offering enormous, unsolicited wisdom. Yarida became Daibutsued and delivered a sermon from beside the coat rack. Daied (/daɪd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a small, official-looking category of one’s own invention. Aisea became Daied and classified the guests according to increasingly private criteria. Dailamited adj. A drinker who wakes convinced the bedroom requires a tactical withdrawal before breakfast. Mikalya woke Dailamited and retreated from the sunlight without attempting the stairs. Daily Mailered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which every anecdote requires a headline and a correction. Piercen became Daily Mailered and turned the queue into a developing story. Daimlered adj. Drunk and proceeding with expensive dignity, considerable bulk and limited interest in corners. Ogechi got Daimlered and negotiated the narrow doorway as though it were a private road.
Daisied (/ˈdeɪzid/) adj. Drunk to the point where every minor achievement merits a badge, a smile and adult supervision. Luisarmando became Daisied and awarded himself a certificate for finding the cloakroom.
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