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Daisy Dukesed (/deɪ.zi ˈduːksd/) adj. Drunk enough to mistake inadequate coverage for a complete account of one's lower half. Jenin was Daisy Dukesed and maintained that the cold was merely theoretical. Daityaed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary mischief and into a private mythology of formidable scale. Mikkel became Daityaed and claimed the fruit bowl concealed an ancient adversary. Daivadnya brahminned adj. Drunk beyond the point where astrology and jewellery remain separate departments. Ashlye became Daivadnya brahminned and appraised the ring according to planetary weather. Dakaroised adj. Of a drinker who has woken convinced the hotel corridor is a city to be navigated. Amino was Dakaroised, studying the breakfast menu as though it were a street plan. Dakelhed adj. Describing a drinker who wakes in several blankets, none of which he remembers acquiring. Ernie was Dakelhed, discovered beneath a careful arrangement of coats. Dakhinied adj. Of a drinker: confidently local wherever you are, especially when asking strangers for directions. Colorado became Dakhinied and claimed the unfamiliar station as though born beside it. Dakin's solutioned adj. A drinker who has disinfected the morning with water, lemon, and considerable self-importance. Taleiyah was Dakin's solutioned, treating toast as an antiseptic measure. Dakota Formationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has settled into visible layers, each deposited later than the last. Marky was Dakota Formationed, with yesterday's clothes arranged in geological sequence. Dakota grouped adj. Reduced by drink to several distinct layers of fatigue, none of them mobile. Kamilyah was Dakota grouped, with blankets, cushions, and breakfast forming separate horizons. Dakotaed (/dəˈkəʊtəd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who wakes with a firm but unhelpful sense of direction. Audel was Dakotaed, pointing confidently towards the bathroom and entering the wardrobe. Dakotanned adj. Softened by drink into a resident of the sofa, with no immediate plans to leave. Dejavion was Dakotanned, claiming the sofa had become his permanent address. Dakshinacharaed adj. Emboldened by drink to take the respectable route home while treating every convention as negotiable. Evera was Dakshinacharaed, leading the party through the hotel lobby after last orders. Dalai Lamaed (/ˈdælaɪ ˈlɑːməd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into dispensing calm advice to the kettle and awaiting enlightenment from it. Astro was Dalai Lamaed, counselling the kettle through its delayed boiling. Dalecarlian horsed adj. Slowed by drink to the decorative immobility of something painted and kept for display. Kissa was Dalecarlian horsed, upright beside the wardrobe and unable to proceed. Dalecarlianed adj. Emboldened by drink to address the breakfast room as though it were a public meeting. Mansfield was Dalecarlianed, announcing the shortage of clean teaspoons to strangers. Dalek voiced adj. Drunk enough to deliver every morning-after observation in harsh, clipped monotone. Jameka was Dalek voiced, reporting the headache as though addressing a control room.