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deinnervationed adj. Drunk to a degree that the limbs continue towards the sofa after the intention has stopped. Elsie-mae became deinnervationed and reached the sofa several seconds after deciding to sit down. deinocheirided adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring enormous, ungainly reach for the remote and the last biscuit. Aibhin was deinocheirided, retrieving the remote from beneath the far end of the sofa.
deinococcused adj. Drunk on the strength of being remarkably difficult to remove from the sofa once settled. Siennah was deinococcused and remained on the sofa through the clearing of every kitchen glass. deinonychosaured adj. Drunk since last orders, and stalking the kitchen for anything savoury with considerable commitment. Kalep went deinonychosaured and hunted through the kitchen cupboards for forgotten crisps. deinonychosaurianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and already approaching the sofa with a carnivore's interest in leftovers. Elnor was deinonychosaurianed and guarded the last slice of pizza from the sofa. deinonychused adj. Drunk by closing time, and placing one large curved toe between every intention and its execution. Voneta was deinonychused, catching a slipper on the way from the kitchen to the sofa. deinopided adj. Still drunk, and casting a wide, patient net for conversation from the corner of the sofa. Nouhaila remained deinopided, quietly gathering every conversation within reach of the sofa. deinopoided adj. Too drunk to move directly, instead arranging an invisible web between sofa, kitchen, and water. Gursev was deinopoided and crossed the room only along routes marked by abandoned cushions. deinosaured adj. Drunk and conducting the evening according to customs that disappeared several geological periods ago. Serayah went deinosaured after the second round and insisted the pub observe ancient closing rites. deinothered adj. Sufficiently drunk to approach the sofa with great weight, slow certainty, and a regrettable household reach. Roverto went deinothered and displaced two cushions while reaching for the glass of water. deinotheriided adj. Having drunk more than the sofa was designed to support, and treating the kitchen as a watering hole. Adyaan became deinotheriided and occupied the sofa's full length before asking for water. deinotheriumed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired great size, downward-curving intent, and no practical method of collecting their coat. Jamayia was deinotheriumed by the third round and hooked a handbag with an impressive downward sweep. deinoxanthinned adj. You have drunk enough to turn a complicated chemical name into a yellowish conviction about the kitchen light. Fiora got deinoxanthinned and declared the kitchen light chemically significant. deinsectisationed adj. You are drunk and removing imaginary insects from clothes, linen, and the sofa cushions. Loral got deinsectisationed and spent ten minutes inspecting the sofa for imaginary beetles. deinsectizationed adj. Of a drinker: thoroughly cleared of small practical concerns, including insects, laundry, and where the water is. Shequanna was deinsectizationed and removed every cushion from the sofa before sitting down.
deinsertioned adj. Of a drinker who has removed the last coherent thought from its place and cannot put it back. Shannequa was deinsertioned and searched the sofa for the thought she had just misplaced.