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deionisationed adj. You have drunk enough to exchange every charged opinion for a neutral one, usually concerning the crisps. Davynn got deionisationed and declared the argument about closing time chemically unnecessary. deionizationed adj. You are drunk and stripped of all conversational charge, leaving the table remarkably calm. Seph became deionizationed and agreed that the jukebox, the weather, and the bill were all acceptable. deionizered adj. Of a drinker: a device for removing all charge from a room, usually by agreeing with everyone. Elijah-john was deionizered, neutralising the quarrel beside the fruit machine by buying crisps. deiphonined adj. Of a drinker who has acquired several hard little points of sensation along the neck and insists they matter. Abilene was deiphonined and complained that the collar of the pub shirt had become anatomical. deipnophobiaed adj. Drunk, with the result that a formal dinner appears to contain more forks, witnesses, and obligations than any person can face. Darweshi arrived deipnophobiaed and regarded the banquet as an unnecessarily public examination. deipnosophied adj. The state of being drunk and conducting dinner-table small talk with objects that have no dinner. Glendon got deipnosophied and discussed the merits of mustard with the fruit machine. deipnosophisted (/daɪpˈnɒsəfɪstd/) adj. A drinker who conducts learned table talk until the landlord removes the table from reach. Chanea got deipnosophisted and delivered a lecture on gravy to a man eating crisps. deipnosophistried adj. A drinker so far gone that skilled table talk continues after the table and its listeners have departed. Miah became deipnosophistried and debated toast etiquette with the empty chair. deirided adj. The condition of a drinker who develops two small, sensitive listening points and uses both at once. Trig was deirided and appeared to hear every whisper near the bar. deirochelyined adj. The drunkenness of one who moves cautiously beneath a shell, surfacing only when another round is offered. Jabarrie was deirochelyined, retreating into his coat whenever the darts came near. deisealed (/ˈdjɛʃəld/) adj. Reduced by drink to turning rightward in a steady circle, as though following the clock above the bar. Dalvyn became deisealed and completed three clockwise circuits before finding the lavatory. deised adj. Having drunk more than the stairs can dignify, yet continuing to speak from their highest point. Charie got deised halfway up and addressed the hall from a position of borrowed grandeur. deismed (/ˈdiːɪz(ə)md/) adj. Softened by drink into trusting reason alone, particularly when deciding whether another round is necessary. Shontal got deismed and found a rational basis for staying until the lights came on. deisolationed adj. Sharpened by drink into joining every separate conversation within reach, whether invited or not. Daeron became deisolationed and connected the darts team with a discussion about bus fares. deisotopinged adj. Loosened by drink into removing every complication from the story, including the parts that made it true. Cherylynn got deisotopinged and reduced the evening's account to one pub, one taxi, and no evidence. deisted (/ˈdeɪ.ɪstd/) adj. Slowed by drink to considering a creator, but not sufficiently hurried to expect intervention. Adrianne became deisted and spent ten minutes reasoning about who had invented the bar.