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deistic evolutioned adj. Drunk and evolving steadily through the evening, with the landlord no longer guiding the process. Wynnston got deistic evolutioned, progressing from halves to pints without further supervision. deistic evolutionismed adj. Drunk to the point where the evening's changes seem designed, though nobody appears to be directing them. Alzena became deistic evolutionismed and found providence in the gradual disappearance of the crisps. deistic evolutionisted adj. Drunk enough to credit a higher plan for your gradual decline, while leaving the details to natural causes. Olyver got deistic evolutionisted and blamed divine planning for his steady progress towards the kebab shop. deisticalnessed adj. You are drunk and convinced that the universe is best administered remotely, provided the bar remains open. Ramis spent the evening deisticalnessed, approving creation from a corner booth. deisticnessed adj. Of a drinker who has outsourced divine supervision and retained responsibility for ordering another round. Jakorian grew deisticnessed and regarded the empty glass as a philosophical problem. deitalicizationed adj. Describing a drinker who has made every emphasis ordinary, including the urgent request for chips. Iriee became deitalicizationed and delivered the toast in an entirely level voice. deitied (/ˈdiː.ɪ.tid/) adj. A drinker who has attained godhood chiefly by being asked to choose the next pub. Rayce got deitied and accepted worship in exchange for directions to the toilets. deityhooded adj. The state of being drunk and treated by oneself as a minor divinity of the snack cupboard. Sereena entered deityhooded and blessed the crisps before opening them. deityshipped adj. The condition of a drinker who has been elevated to godhead by a group needing someone to hold the coats. Dalonda was deityshipped and appointed patron saint of the cloakroom. deixised (/ˈdaɪksɪsd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who uses every pronoun as though the surrounding furniture supplied the context. Solstice became deixised and announced that it was sitting beside that one. deizationed adj. Reduced by drink to making oneself remotely divine, chiefly by refusing to fetch one's own coat. Mahtab grew deizationed and expected lesser mortals to summon a taxi. deja vued adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the morning has happened before, particularly the promise never to drink again. Corbi was deja vued by breakfast, repeating yesterday's vow while holding the same glass of water. dejargonizationed adj. Softened by drink into explaining specialised matters with the phrase ‘that little thing’. Jsamine became dejargonizationed and reduced the wine list to colours. dejectaed (/dɪˈdʒɛk.təd/) adj. Loosened by drink into producing bodily evidence of a long and undisciplined evening. Rilyn became dejectaed beside the bins, where the evidence was regrettably comprehensive. dejected (/dɪˈdʒɛktd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a lowly figure whose principal achievement is missing the last bus. Zecheriah grew dejected and addressed the pavement with humble concentration. dejectednessed (/dɪˈdʒɛktədnəsd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to cultivate profound low spirits until the bar staff take them home. Blayde became dejectednessed and mourned the disappearance of a perfectly visible glass.