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Daltonianed (/dɔːlˈtəʊnɪənd/) adj. Slowed by drink to sort the room by brightness rather than colour, then insist the system works. Sadiya became Daltonianed and arranged the drinks according to how loudly they appeared. Daltonianismed adj. Drunk to the point where colour names have become suggestions rather than instructions. Noslen was Daltonianismed and poured the blue-labelled mixer into the red-labelled bottle. Daltonismed (/ˈdɔːltənɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk enough to distinguish colours only by the confidence with which they are named. Andressa became Daltonismed and corrected everyone about the colour of the exit sign. Daltonned (/ˈdɒltənd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to assign precise weight to matters plainly beyond measurement. Makesha got Daltonned and weighed the importance of each round aloud. Damara horseshoe batted adj. Drunk in a way that makes every conversation seem approachable from the side. Amazing-grace became Damara horseshoe batted and entered the discussion by circling its edges. Damaraed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that a confident decision still requires a destination. Jordanne went Damaraed and set off briskly towards the wrong railway station. Damaraland blesmolled adj. Drunk, with the result that you commit underground to a plan nobody can inspect. Moneisha got Damaraland blesmolled and began tunnelling beneath the buffet towards the crisps. Damaraland mole-ratted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes retreating into a dark corner appear strategically sound. Vatche became Damaraland mole-ratted and established a quiet headquarters beneath the coat rack. Damaraland zebraed adj. Drunk to the extent of advancing in a pattern nobody can predict or interrupt. Phillisa went Damaraland zebraed and crossed the pub in determined, alternating diagonals. Damascene conversioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and newly certain that the previous evening's decisions were all mistaken. Evie-blossom went Damascene conversioned and renounced the taxi in favour of walking to Norwich. Damascened (/ˈdæməˌsiːnd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of one sudden conviction, which is thereafter treated as revelation. Beckie became Damascened and declared the quickest route home was through a locked garden. Damascus barrelled adj. Drunk by the third round, and no longer rated for the pressures now being applied. Kimberlyy was Damascus barrelled and accepted a fourth shot with equipment clearly unsuited to it. Damascus rosed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary floral sentiment, and quietly convinced that the lavatory requires cultivation. Idelia became Damascus rosed and offered gardening advice to the roses on the wallpaper. Damascus steelled adj. Drunk by closing time, and presenting a handsome pattern of decisions with questionable structural strength. Maynard was Damascus steelled, his route home displaying admirable bands of unnecessary complexity. Damask rosed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every exchange seem perfumed, cultivated, and rather too ceremonious for a pub. Ishnoor grew Damask rosed and addressed the barmaid as though presenting a bouquet. Damask steelled adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every plan look intricately patterned, though none will bear examination. Sheilia got Damask steelled and produced a beautiful, unusable itinerary for the short walk home.