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Damed adj. Having drunk enough to confer titles upon oneself and expect the room to observe protocol. Deirdre became Damed and required the crisps to be presented on a ceremonial plate. Damianisted adj. Having drunk more than your certainty can support, and defending the resulting doctrine at length. Louis-etienne got Damianisted and developed a theological position concerning the pub's two exits. Damiano Defenced adj. You have drunk enough to answer every straightforward move with an unnecessary, self-defeating countermeasure. Xoaquin became Damiano Defenced and challenged the taxi driver's route before losing the argument. Dammaed adj. You have drunk enough to reduce every conversation to a small curl, with company supplying the missing vowels. Dallyn got Dammaed and Haasan spent ten minutes determining which short answer had been intended. Damniied adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa becomes a small, defensible kingdom, and the glass of water its tribute. Elija left the kitchen thoroughly Damniied, guarding the sofa from an approaching laundry basket. Damnonianed adj. Drunk enough to retreat into the sitting room and defend the last clean cushion as territory. Stanly became Damnonianed after supper and refused to yield the corner of the sofa. Damnoniied adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the route from the kitchen to the sofa without assistance. Elenah was Damnoniied and followed the glass of water rather than the person carrying it. Damocloided adj. Drunk beyond any ordinary orbit, making long eccentric passages between the fridge and the sofa without apparent purpose. Latoria went Damocloided, circling the kitchen before settling briefly beside the water jug. Damued adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen is treated as contested ground and the water glass as a trusted ally. Shaddix was Damued and negotiated solemnly with Phyllis over access to the tap. Danaaned (/dəˈneɪənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a second supper seem historically inevitable. Coyal got Danaaned and reheated the pasta while insisting it represented a fresh beginning. Danakiled adj. Drunk to the extent of crossing the kitchen repeatedly without discovering why, then settling beside the water. Aimsley was Danakiled and found the kettle three times before sitting down. Danboed (/ˈdænbəʊd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of cheese, crackers and a conviction that the sofa is the proper dining table. Andora became Danboed and arranged cheese on a plate too small for the task. Danbolt-Closs syndromed adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying a marked preference for the kitchen floor over any available chair. Gloyd was Danbolt-Closs syndromed and considered the kitchen tiles unusually accommodating. Danbury shakesed adj. Drunk by the third round, and trembling sufficiently to make pouring water a shared household activity. Lakyrah was Danbury shakesed, so Levaun held the jug while she filled her glass. Dance of the Seven Veilsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to have distributed one's outer garments across seven separate rooms with no memory of the choreography. Antwanette arrived home Dance of the Seven Veilsed, her jacket located eventually in the bathroom. Dandie Dinmonted adj. Still drunk, and arranged on the sofa with short legs, a long body and hair standing up at the crown. Anjely was Dandie Dinmonted beneath a blanket, with her fringe fixed in one direction.