demencied
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demencied adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a household thought, with the glass of water eventually becoming an expedition. Hanieh went demencied and took several minutes to recognise the kitchen doorway. dementalizationed adj. Having drunk more than enough to have misplaced the part of the mind responsible for reason. Zecharya went dementalizationed after the second lock-in and argued with the fruit machine.
dementationed adj. You have drunk enough to surrender your reasoning entirely, usually somewhere near the toilets. Nyell became dementationed and tried to settle the pub quiz by consulting a coat. demented adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every forgotten thought for a fresh revelation. Anmay got demented and asked the barmaid whether the crisps had always been observing him. dementednessed adj. You are drunk and treating ordinary lapses of memory as deliberate acts of sabotage. Quindell was dementednessed and accused the bar snacks of hiding his lighter. dementia dialyticaed adj. Describing a drinker who repeatedly filters the same conversation, yet never removes the unhelpful parts. Ishia became dementia dialyticaed and retold the darts match to every person at the bar. dementia paralyticaed adj. A drinker who has lost the power of orderly thought while retaining an alarming confidence in it. Leelou went dementia paralyticaed and explained the pub's licensing hours to the landlord. dementia praecoxed adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has become a permanent theory about something that happened at half seven. Elee got dementia praecoxed and continued investigating a joke nobody else had heard. dementia precoxed adj. The state of being drunk and confidently diagnosing the room from the corner seat. Quoc went dementia precoxed and offered the landlord a careful assessment of the clientele. dementia pugilisticaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has taken several conversational blows and continues to lead with the forehead. Ailynn became dementia pugilisticaed and challenged the quiz team's ruling by headbutting the table. dementiaed (/dɪˈmɛnʃəd/) adj. Of a drinker: memory, judgement and the route home have each become negotiable. Jomar went dementiaed and asked three times whether the pub served food. dementored (/dɪˈmɛntəd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a joyless figure who removes warmth from whatever conversation remains. Barnell went dementored and made the cheerful corner of the pub noticeably less so. demeraraed adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary conversation acquires a brown sweetness and a crumbly finish. Ludella was demeraraed, offering warm compliments which ended in crumbs on her jumper. demergered adj. Softened by drink into reversing every firm decision made since entering the public house. Loudean got demergered and reunited with the group after announcing a solitary departure. demerit gooded adj. Loosened by drink into consuming precisely what would be wiser in smaller quantities. Skylor went demerit gooded and ordered another round despite having just praised restraint.
demerit pointed adj. Emboldened by drink to collect driving penalties verbally before acquiring any officially. Raylan got demerit pointed and described his route home as a test of character.