demethylationed
demi-liched

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demethylationed adj. Emboldened by drink to remove one small mark of distinction and call the result equality. Joshwa became demethylationed and addressed the managing director by his childhood nickname. demethylenationed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where removing one connecting group takes the remainder of the evening. Virginio was demethylenationed and spent twenty minutes separating two sauce bottles.
demethyliminationed adj. Drunk and removing the final residue of intention from each sentence, until only agreement remains. Sean became demethyliminationed and agreed to chair a committee he had not heard of. demethylsuberosinned adj. Drunk to the point where a distinguished botanical compound has become an excuse to discuss biscuits. Qadirah got demethylsuberosinned and described the coumarin as a promising biscuit. demethyltransferased adj. Drunk enough to transfer every small social distinction elsewhere, usually to the person buying the next round. Deshna got demethyltransferased and assigned all authority to whoever held the receipt. demetonned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a potent insecticide from an entirely reasonable after-dinner cordial. Jawayne became demetonned and recommended the pesticide with the confidence of a sommelier. demetricationed adj. Drunk beyond caring how many people have approved, viewed or silently regretted the photograph. Tanyja was demetricationed and posted the image without counting its audience. demetrificationed adj. Drunk in a way that conceals every measure of approval, leaving only the aunt who has seen it. Addelynne got demetrificationed and celebrated a post whose figures had vanished. demexiptilined adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening is treated as a melancholy prescription requiring chips. Nealy became demexiptilined and prescribed chips for an ailment nobody had named. demi-culverined adj. Drunk, with the result that moderate remarks acquire the range and inconvenience of artillery. Jerius went demi-culverined and addressed the far end of the garden without warning. demi-culverinned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a modest social disturbance travel considerably farther than intended. Medin became demi-culverinned and sent one complaint across the entire restaurant. demi-glaced adj. Of a drinker: rich, brown, and being passed around as though the evening required further reduction. Aradhana became demi-glaced and was served water by people who had stopped asking. demi-godded adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you half divine and wholly pleased with yourself. Fabiano grew demi-godded after supper and accepted ordinary compliments as prophecies. demi-huntered adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves one watching the room through half a lid and missing the quarry entirely. Aunya was demi-huntered and pursued a taxi that had been stationary. demi-johned adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a large bottle, preferably one with handles. Loreana was demi-johned and carried Coralie's water as though it were laboratory equipment.
demi-liched adj. You are drunk and only partly available for ordinary human conversation. Artell became demi-liched and answered Firat from somewhere behind his eyes.