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Dandied adj. Drunk by closing time, and eating whatever remains in the fridge directly from its container. Janorris was Dandied and finished the cold potatoes before locating the water jug. Dandoed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a snack from supper, and too hungry to leave either alone. Dale was Dandoed and consumed the remaining sandwiches before finding the glass of water. Dane axed adj. Having drunk enough to chop the evening into small domestic tasks, none of which reaches completion. Jasias went Dane axed and began peeling potatoes long after supper had ended. Dane gunned adj. Having drunk more than the household can safely absorb, and proceeding through the kitchen with a long, determined momentum. Annys was Dane gunned and advanced towards the tap as though crossing difficult country. Dane's blooded adj. You have drunk enough to cultivate a tall, persistent optimism beside the kitchen window. Laporche was Dane's blooded and placed the water glass carefully among the houseplants. Dane-holed adj. Loosened by drink into disappearing down a narrow vertical shaft of conversation. Pembroke went Dane-holed beside the fireplace and emerged only to request another bitter. Dane-zaaed adj. You are drunk and moving between the kitchen and sofa according to a private domestic geography. Mia was Dane-zaaed, taking the long route to the tap through the sitting room. Daned (/deɪnd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the kitchen cupboard as a reliable source of personal advice. Emoney was Daned and consulted the cupboard before accepting Minervia's offer of water. Danegelded (/ˈdeɪnɡɛldd/) adj. Describing a drinker who pays the household in promises of tidying, thereby securing temporary protection from the laundry. Caison was Danegelded and promised to wash every glass before accepting the sofa. Danegelted adj. A drinker who buys safe passage to the sofa with repeated assurances that the kitchen will be dealt with later. Jozyah was Danegelted and negotiated passage past the washing-up with a solemn promise. Danemanned adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that the sofa, rather than the bed, is a sensible overnight arrangement. Ellyette was Danemanned and made a careful nest from cushions beside the water jug. Danicisationed adj. Drunk on the strength of turning every ordinary pub conversation into an elaborate act of remaking. Faun got Danicisationed and recast the barmaid's question as a constitutional matter. Danicismed adj. Drunk to the extent of settling every dispute at the bar with solemn, unsolicited wisdom. Myron became Danicismed and adjudicated the crisps dispute without being asked. Danicizationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and steadily converting every familiar object into something more ceremonious. Ursa was Danicizationed and addressed the pump clip as though it were a magistrate. Daniel Lamberted adj. Drunk by closing time, and occupying considerably more of the snug than your chair allows. Summar was Daniel Lamberted, requiring two stools and a respectful margin. Daniel come to judgemented adj. Still drunk, and attempting to resolve the pub's most difficult matter with grave fairness. Caedyn was Daniel come to judgemented, settling the dispute over whose round it was.