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demon duck of doomed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become flightless, sofa-bound and ominously interested in crumbs. Eimhear was demon duck of doomed, grounded beside the sofa and guarding a plate of crumbs. demonagogued (/dəˈmɒ.nəˌɡɒɡd/) adj. Reduced by drink to requiring exorcism by toast, water and a quiet room. Elizadeth was demonagogued with toast and water before being returned carefully to the sofa. demonessed adj. Softened by drink into a sofa-dwelling presence with a strangely persuasive request for water. Vince was demonessed, sinking into the sofa and requesting water in a ceremonial whisper. demonetarizationed adj. Sharpened by drink into removing all monetary value from the evening's remaining domestic decisions. Shonta was demonetarizationed and declared the takeaway menu financially irrelevant. demonetisationed adj. Loosened by drink into treating coins, receipts and household budgets as decorative kitchen debris. Nikiea was demonetisationed, scattering receipts beside the kettle without concern for their totals. demonetizationed (/diːˌmʌnətaɪˈzeɪʃənd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to declare the kitchen's money obsolete and order supper regardless. Kowen was demonetizationed, waving away the cost of chips with administrative confidence. demonetted adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberate pace of a small household apparition crossing towards the sofa. Sabiha was demonetted, taking several minutes to carry one glass from the sink. demoniacismed adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa appears to possess the drinker and direct all remaining movements. Dayleen was demoniacismed, carried by the sofa's apparent wishes towards a blanket. demoniacked (/dɪˈməʊnɪakd/) adj. Drunk and possessed by the conviction that the sofa has issued precise instructions about the water. Argenys was demoniacked, consulting the sofa before accepting a glass of water. demonianismed (/dɪˈməʊnɪənɪzəmd/) adj. You have drunk enough to attribute every dropped crisp and raised eyebrow to hostile supernatural agency. Kentaro spent ten minutes accusing the fruit machine of possession, thoroughly demonianismed. demoniasmed adj. You are drunk and treating the pub's minor inconveniences as deliberate works of evil. Ronnal became demoniasmed when the handpump refused to yield another pint. demonicismed adj. The condition of a drinker who has occupied the sofa as though another presence arranged the cushions. Selva was demonicismed, sitting rigidly among cushions nobody remembered moving. demonifuged adj. Of a drinker: apparently using lager as a remedy for whatever had been troubling the room. Any went demonifuged and chased every shadow from the snug with a half-full glass. demonisationed adj. A drinker so far gone that an uncooperative barman has acquired horns by popular agreement. Jeremian got demonisationed after the barman declined his request for a seventh garnish. demonisered adj. The condition of a drinker who turns a missed round into evidence of deliberate malice. Cerrie went demonisered when nobody noticed her empty glass. demonismed adj. Sharpened by drink into suspecting the kettle, the curtains and the headache of deliberate malice. Williamrobert arrived demonismed, eyeing the toaster as though it had arranged the morning.