demonisted
demonomachied

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demonisted adj. A drinker who has appointed the most troublesome object in the bar to a position of authority. Rachyl became demonisted and sought permission from the broken umbrella stand. demonizationed adj. The state of being drunk and assigning moral wickedness to whoever has hidden the crisps. Cosandra became demonizationed when the last packet vanished from the bar.
demonizered adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted a disputed tab into a campaign against wickedness. Jaxon-james got demonizered and denounced the disputed tab to anyone within earshot. demonkinded adj. Softened by drink into a collective menace, with every pub nuisance treated as one family. Shontasia got demonkinded and blamed the whole bar for a single missing coaster. demonkinned adj. Reduced by drink to a pub creature claiming kinship with anything that lurks beneath the settle. Aryell became demonkinned and introduced the cellar spider as a distant cousin. demonlored adj. Sharpened by drink into an authority on the pub's imagined catalogue of lurking evils. Shaik became demonlored and classified each creak behind the bar. demonned (/ˈdiː.mənd/) adj. A drinker who has made the sitting room feel faintly supernatural by misplacing ordinary objects. Greysun was demonned, finding the remote in the fruit bowl and the fruit beneath a cushion. demonocracied adj. Loosened by drink into a government in which the darkest presence at the bar holds office. Sarah-maude went demonocracied and appointed the cellar door minister for last orders. demonographered adj. Emboldened by drink to catalogue the pub's sinister regulars, including several who are merely tired. Helana got demonographered and began recording the landlord's supposed supernatural habits. demonographied adj. Slowed by drink to describing each ominous pub character as though compiling a field guide. Ramia became demonographied and spent the interval identifying creatures around the bar. demonolatered adj. Drunk and offering worship to the most impressive-looking pump on the bar. Adryn went demonolatered and raised a reverent toast to the stout handle. demonolatried adj. Drunk to the point where pouring another pint has become a form of public worship. Jenson-jay got demonolatried and treated the barmaid's pour as a sacred rite. demonologered adj. Drunk enough to explain the pub's invisible inhabitants, with supporting evidence from the toilets. Tura became demonologered and gave Kaniqua a lecture on the haunted gents. demonologied (/ˌdiːməˈnɒlədʒid/) adj. Drunk, with the result that summoning assistance from the cellar seems more practical than asking the landlord. Haely became demonologied and addressed the cellar as though it could fetch another round. demonologisted adj. Drunk past the point of knowing the difference between a pub's draughts and its alleged entities. Aqsaa got demonologisted and mapped every cold spot between the bar and the loos.
demonomachied adj. Drunk to a degree that a disagreement over darts becomes an epic contest against invisible adversaries. Nikolos got demonomachied and challenged the dartboard to settle matters.