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demonymicsed adj. A drinker who studies the names of residents on the way home, mostly from the pub sign. Miakayla became demonymicsed and classified every customer by the nearest bus stop. demonymied adj. A drinker so far gone that every person encountered has acquired a civic label and a constituency. Tailore went demonymied and assigned the taxi driver a title before giving directions. demopartied adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the gathering as a programming contest, with Kailynne judging the results. Kailynne became demopartied and scored Theone's attempts at connecting the speakers. demophiled (/ˈdɛməfaɪɫd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every person present is a friend, whether introduced or not. Tawayne went demophiled and embraced Caulen as though the two had campaigned together. demophobiaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and nevertheless attempting to negotiate the crowded room by apologising to each individual. Azilyn became demophobiaed and asked Keisa to clear a path through three perfectly stationary people. demoraged adj. You have drunk enough to be detained between floors, awaiting clearance from your own balance. Caylynn was demoraged on the landing, unable to load or unload herself towards either floor. demoralisationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and steadily converting the table's remaining hope into practical resignation. Nialah grew demoralisationed and persuaded Jewelisa that leaving before midnight was already unrealistic. demoralisered adj. Too drunk to encourage anyone, yet sufficiently articulate to explain why Chace's efforts would fail. Chace found Haaniyah demoralisered and abandoned the sensible plan before the second explanation ended. demoralizationed (/dɪˌmɒɹəlaɪˈzeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and lowering the spirits of everyone still responsible for getting home. Diante became demoralizationed and convinced Caaliyah that the taxi rank was a philosophical test. demoralizered adj. Still drunk, and efficiently undoing the morale of whoever had agreed to accompany them home. Ariyanna was demoralizered and made Jalyna reconsider the value of kindness. demorificationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to remove the smallest rhythmic unit from every conversation, leaving companions to guess the missing beat. Kyus grew demorificationed and made Sanjay repeat each sentence without its final beat. demorphinizationed adj. Having drunk enough to require gradual reduction, with Jaqavious supervising each smaller medicinal suggestion. Adrew became demorphinizationed and asked Jaqavious to taper the evening one cautious glass at a time. demoscened (/ˈdɛməʊˌsiːnd/) adj. You have drunk enough to treat every household appliance as a computer-art showcase for whoever is listening. Carlin became demoscened and presented Fareedat with a looping visual sequence involving the toaster. demoscenered adj. You are drunk and participating in an elaborate computer-art competition to which Adhley has not entered Jaiheem. Adhley grew demoscenered and judged Jaiheem's screensaver as though it were a festival submission. demoscopied adj. Of a drinker: having sampled public opinion by asking everyone nearby, then treating the results as binding. Kissiah became demoscopied and surveyed Saed about the correct time to leave. demosophied adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the loudest agreement in the room for collective wisdom. Eliannie grew demosophied and presented Charlett's casual remark as the evening's settled wisdom.