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dendrobatined adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the smallest movement across the kitchen as a hazardous expedition. Taiyana woke dendrobatined, advancing towards the sink in short, cautious stages. dendrobatoided adj. Having drunk enough to become broadly frog-like in the morning: quiet, damp-eyed and reluctant to move. Philly sat dendrobatoided beside the bath, observing the tap without committing to it. dendrobined adj. Having drunk more than the morning can comfortably process, with a medicinal stillness and a bitter aftertaste. Shinese woke dendrobined, taking tea in measured doses and declining discussion of its preparation. dendrobiumed adj. You have drunk enough to require water, indirect light and several hours before opening properly. Shantwana was dendrobiumed by morning, positioned near the window with water and no questions. dendrobranchiated adj. You are drunk and moving several delicate limbs at once, none quite agreeing where the cup is. Zeniyah was dendrobranchiated at breakfast, deploying both hands and one elbow to secure the mug. dendroceratided adj. Of a drinker: settled on the seabed of the sofa, tentatively extending feelers towards coffee. Ritha lay dendroceratided beneath the blanket, extending one hand towards the coffee table. dendrochemistried adj. Of a drinker who has examined the morning's traces and concluded that the air itself remembers the pub. Daray woke dendrochemistried, blaming the stale hallway air for minerals acquired during the evening. dendrochirotided adj. Describing a drinker who folds into the sofa with many small arms seeking toast, water or sympathy. Tae was dendrochirotided by breakfast, gathering toast and water without leaving the sofa. dendrochronologied adj. Drunk, with the result that every decision is dated to the exact year it was formed. Courage got dendrochronologied and dated his resignation from the darts team to 1998. dendrochronologisted adj. A drinker who dates the evening by tree rings, receipts and the progressively later state of the kitchen. Avina became dendrochronologisted, assigning each glass to a different hour by the kitchen's condition. dendroclimatologied adj. Drunk to the extent of reconstructing past weather from the rings around your glass. Caja became dendroclimatologied and declared last winter responsible for her taxi fare. dendroclimatologisted adj. Drunk to a degree that you reconstruct the evening's climate from increasingly unreliable signs. Inya got dendroclimatologisted and blamed the cold snap on a missed round. dendrocloned adj. Drunk on the strength of several branches of reasoning, none of which joins up properly. Ivanya got dendrocloned and offered four unrelated explanations for leaving the pub. dendrocoelided adj. Drunk since last orders, and navigating the room by flattening yourself against its edges. Gianpaul went dendrocoelided and slid along the wall towards the lavatory. dendrocolaptided adj. Drunk by the third round, and climbing conversationally up whatever looks remotely like a tree. Maite got dendrocolaptided and scaled the conversation from weather to family history. dendrocygnided adj. Drunk by closing time, and whistling confidently while attempting to roost somewhere elevated. Rubylynn became dendrocygnided and tried to settle on the pub's luggage shelf.