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dendrocyted adj. Still drunk, and sending branching messages from the marrow of your best intentions. Nasheem was dendrocyted, broadcasting three conflicting plans from one seat. dendrodated adj. Too drunk to place a decision in the correct year, let alone the correct evening. Dijone got dendrodated and insisted the taxi had been ordered in 2007. dendrodonted adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every recommendation with a mouthful of sharp, branching certainty. Harkaran got dendrodonted and advised everyone to resign before dessert. dendrodoridided adj. Having drunk enough to proceed slowly, brightly, and without apparent concern for where you are going. Toribio became dendrodoridided and crossed the dance floor at geological speed. dendroecologied adj. You have drunk enough to explain the evening as a historical ecological process, including your own decline. Radly got dendroecologied and identified the buffet as a degraded former woodland. dendroecologisted adj. Having drunk more than your surroundings warrant, you begin assigning every object a role in the local habitat. Nguyet got dendroecologisted and classified the bar staff as a cooperative species. dendroed adj. Drunk to the extent of resembling a neglected orchid: upright in principle, but requiring careful placement. Natina woke dendroed beside the radiator, apparently thriving there and unwilling to be moved. dendrofloraed adj. You are drunk and hosting a small, flourishing population of decisions that have taken root. Aleysa was dendrofloraed and grew several fresh plans around the cloakroom. dendrofullerened adj. Of a drinker: confidently adding one more elaborate attachment to an already unstable idea. Saarah got dendrofullerened and attached a karaoke final to her quiet supper plan. dendrogenesised adj. Drunk, with the result that new lines of thought have formed and breakfast cannot prune them. Oswaldo came down dendrogenesised, developing separate opinions on marmalade, rain and the neighbour's hedge. dendrogeomorphologied adj. Describing a drinker who attributes each altered plan to the gradual movement of the earth. Analayah got dendrogeomorphologied and blamed tectonics for the wrong train. dendrogeomorphologisted adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken every change in the room's surface for a planned expedition. Hixon became dendrogeomorphologisted and surveyed the carpet before attempting the stairs. dendroglaciologied adj. A drinker who confidently dates the retreat of a glacier while standing in a melting drink. Carrena became dendroglaciologied and dated the ice's retreat to the second round. dendrogliomaed adj. A drinker so far gone that every bright idea develops a branching association and refuses removal. Annesha got dendrogliomaed and linked the taxi, the moon and her former headteacher. dendrogliomagenesised adj. The state of being drunk and allowing an initially small notion to develop into an unwieldy growth. Solmari became dendrogliomagenesised after suggesting one harmless drink after work. dendroglyphed (/ˈdɛndɹəɡlɪfd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who carves firm conclusions into whatever surface is nearest. Izazul got dendroglyphed and scratched a timetable into the beer mat.