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dendrogramed (/ˈdɛndɹəɡɹæmd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently arranges everyone present into an ancestry they do not possess. Taiquan got dendrogramed and assigned the landlord three imaginary descendants. dendrographed adj. Reduced by drink to measuring personal growth with an instrument no one else can see. Arlo-lee got dendrographed and recorded his improving judgement against the bar. dendrographied adj. Softened by drink into describing every person present as though writing a field guide. Railee became dendrographied and gave the barman a careful description of his moods. dendrohydrologied adj. Still drunk, and reconstructing last night's watercourses from the glasses distributed around the kitchen. Alidia mapped the route from bottle to sink, thoroughly dendrohydrologied, before breakfast. dendrohydrologisted adj. Sharpened by drink into tracing every poor decision through its flow, while choosing the next one. Jaylamarie got dendrohydrologisted and mapped the evening's mistakes towards the river. dendrohyphidiumed adj. Too drunk to arrange the washing-up into anything but a branching, slender growth beside the sink. Johntez left the teaspoons dendrohyphidiumed across the draining board. dendroided adj. Sufficiently drunk to spread through the sitting room in connected, indivisible paths, never quite reaching the bed. Willyam went dendroided from the kitchen to the sofa without crossing his own route. dendrolasinned adj. Having drunk enough to fill the kitchen with a sweet, resinous certainty that another glass is medicinal. Jahmyah grew dendrolasinned beside the fruit bowl and prescribed himself something stronger. dendrolatried (/dɛnˈdɹɒlətɹɪd/) adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with ordinary respect for the houseplants. Ramatoulaye became dendrolatried and apologised to the ficus for the empty glass. dendrolited (/ˈdɛndɹəlaɪtd/) adj. You have drunk enough to become part of the sofa's geological record until morning. Ayat was dendrolited beneath the throw, with the water glass safely within reach. dendrologied (/dɛndˈɹɒlədʒid/) adj. You are drunk and explaining the household's woody furnishings as though conducting a field study. Zamarius got dendrologied and classified the coffee table by grain at midnight. dendrologisted (/dɛndˈɹɒlədʒɪstd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the houseplant for a small tree requiring quiet conversation. Arzoo was dendrologisted, discussing the houseplant with great respect from the sofa. dendromancied (/ˈdɛndɹəmænsid/) adj. Of a drinker: reading the evening's future in a wilted kitchen leaf and finding it favourable. Jaysin, dendromancied, consulted the basil before deciding whether to make toast. dendromassed adj. Of a drinker who has accumulated beneath the sofa cushions like roots in undisturbed soil. Zakkariah became dendromassed under the sofa, reachable only by a long-handled glass. dendrometered (/dɛndˈɹɒmɪtə(ɹ)d/) adj. Describing a drinker who measures the kitchen doorway against his height before attempting it. Keli, dendrometered, assessed the doorway and chose the floor instead. dendrometricked adj. A drinker who turns the furniture into a series of careful, unreliable measurements. Dora went dendrometricked and measured the coffee table with a bread knife.