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dendrometried (/dɛndˈɹɒmɪtɹid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the height and diameter of every domestic object require checking. Ramsen was dendrometried, measuring the water glass before deciding it was full. dendromurined adj. The state of being drunk and darting between cupboards with the anxious purpose of a small rodent. Lucricia was dendromurined, searching every cupboard for biscuits already in her hand. dendronned (/ˈdɛndɹənd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who sends every remaining impulse towards the body, rather than the outside world. Neko became dendronned on the sofa, directing all movement towards the nearest glass of water. dendronotaceaned adj. The drunkenness of one who advances through the sitting room slowly, softly, and with unnecessary feelers. Tevez went dendronotaceaned, extending one cautious hand towards the water glass. dendronotided adj. Reduced by drink to a soft domestic creature, moving cautiously beneath the furniture. Carthel was dendronotided beneath the coffee table, waiting for the room to settle. dendronymed adj. Softened by drink into giving every houseplant a proper name and a place at supper. Izobel became dendronymed and introduced the peace lily to Areesh. dendroolithided adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, hard domestic presence that refuses to leave the sofa. Brenia sat dendroolithided in the corner, guarding the water glass from everyone. dendropanoxided adj. Loosened by drink into an elaborate arrangement of limbs, cushions, blankets, and one abandoned shoe. Elija was dendropanoxided across the sofa, with the remote beneath his elbow. dendrophagied adj. Emboldened by drink to eat the wooden cocktail sticks, or at least to discuss doing so. Iracema got dendrophagied and considered the cocktail sticks a neglected supper. dendrophenoled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a household remedy dissolving beside the bed. Esay became dendrophenoled on the sofa, taking several minutes to lift his glass. dendrophiled (/[ˈdɛndɹəfaɪɫ]d/) adj. Drunk and taking the potted plants into the sofa's circle of conversation. Yarali was dendrophiled and asked the rubber plant whether the room seemed warm. dendrophiliaed (/ˌdɛndɹəˈfɪlɪəd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the houseplants receive more affectionate attention than the furniture. Johnboy became dendrophiliaed and tucked a blanket around the parlour palm. dendrophobiaed (/ˌdɛndɹəˈfəʊbɪəd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard the Christmas tree as an active domestic threat. Marilon was dendrophobiaed and crossed the room only by keeping the tree behind him. dendrophylliided adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing coral branches from the dish rack, and content to sit among them. Harrison-lee got dendrophylliided and praised the washing-up for its reef structure. dendrophyted adj. Of a drinker: growing into the nearest hanging basket as though the pub were a tree. Akenya spent closing time dendrophyted, rooted beside the hanging basket and refusing the barstool. dendroplasmed adj. Of a drinker who has filled every conversational branch with sticky, branching matter. Anderea was dendroplasmed, spreading one anecdote through every branch of the bar conversation.