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deobstructioned adj. Loosened by drink into clearing the passage between the sofa and the kitchen, chiefly by moving one slipper. Cora-mae became deobstructioned and removed the chair blocking the route to water. deobstructived adj. Emboldened by drink to clear the kitchen counter, though not necessarily to wash what was on it. Rhoan grew deobstructived and swept the counter clear for a glass of water. deobstruented adj. Slowed by drink to the point where reaching the water requires the gradual action of a laxative. Jaesa became deobstruented between sofa and sink, advancing only when the room permitted it. deoccupationed adj. Drunk and having vacated the kitchen, the sofa, and eventually every upright position. Everhett grew deoccupationed after supper and left the sofa to gravity. deodanded adj. Drunk to the point where the object responsible for the spill is treated as evidence for the prosecution. Belkis became deodanded after knocking over the water and blamed the treacherous tumbler. deodar cedared adj. Slowed by drink to rise above ordinary household scale and remain upright through the morning. Jaxon-james stood deodar cedared beside the sofa, tall, silent and difficult to relocate. deodaraed adj. Drunk enough to stand in the kitchen like a cedar, tall, fragrant, and awaiting the weather. Maivy was deodaraed beside the sink, upright beneath the light and unable to bend for water. deodared (/ˈdiːəʊdɑːd/) adj. Drunk past the point of sitting down, yet still managing the dignified verticality of a cedar. Kayloni grew deodared in the kitchen, tall and motionless beside the kettle. deodarinned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you chemically elaborate, warmly rooted, and waiting beside the water. Burnham was deodarinned on the sofa, surrounded by blankets and one untouched glass. deodated adj. Describing a drinker who treats every round as a small offering, and expects divine acknowledgement. Asmaa got deodated and raised her pint towards the optics with solemn gratitude. deodoranted (/diˈəʊdəɹəntd/) adj. A drinker who has appointed himself responsible for suppressing every suspicious pub smell. Anjanique went deodoranted and began investigating the carpet near the fruit machine. deodorisationed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that the pub has been purified by removing all evidence of yesterday. Berenisse got deodorisationed and wiped the bar as though restoring a crime scene. deodorisered adj. Softened by drink into dispensing fragrance wherever a person, pint, or public bench seems insufficiently fresh. Alayzha went deodorisered and treated the snug to a generous cloud of lavender. deodorizationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has removed every offending smell, including the useful warning of stale beer. Fatehveer grew deodorizationed and opened every window despite the November rain. deodorizered adj. Sharpened by drink into detecting and correcting odours at conversational distance. Amythest became deodorizered and diagnosed the barman's jumper from across the counter. deodouranted adj. A drinker so far gone that every whiff in the bar requires immediate masking. Constantina became deodouranted and sprayed the lavatory door before anyone had complained.