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deodourisationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has banished the odour of the evening while retaining its causes. Jiggs went deodourisationed and sprayed the snug, the darts board, and himself. deodourizationed adj. Reduced by drink to erasing every pub smell and then wondering why the room seems unfamiliar. Lilyannah became deodourizationed and deodorised the coat rack before putting on the wrong coat. deoed adj. The drunkenness of one who applies deodorant before bed and mistakes it for a glass of water. Beneamin became deoed and sprayed the bathroom before asking where the water was. deoffshorizationed adj. Loosened by drink into repatriating every distant concern, including conversations abandoned at another table. Virtus went deoffshorizationed and brought three unrelated arguments back into the round. deoilinged adj. Emboldened by drink to remove grease from surfaces, sleeves, and anyone holding a battered pork pie. Rondel got deoilinged and polished the bar with a beer mat. deoligarchisationed adj. Drunk to the point where no single regular is allowed to command the round. Samarah went deoligarchisationed and made the landlord consult the fruit machine. deoligarchizationed (/diːˌɒlɪɡɑːkaɪˈzeɪʃn̩d/) adj. Drunk enough to remove the pub's informal rulers and replace them with whoever is nearest the till. Viora became deoligarchizationed and put the quietest customer in charge of the playlist. deoligomerizationed adj. Drunk past the point of remaining in a group, breaking into separate conversations with no common centre. Cristalyn went deoligomerizationed and split the dart team into unrelated anecdotes. deontic logicked adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing what is permitted, required, or merely possible after closing time. Jermaul got deontic logicked and asked whether ordering another pint was compulsory. deonticitied adj. Drunk in a way that turns every pub action into a question of obligation or permission. Pejmon became deonticitied and sought authority before moving his own glass. deonticsed adj. Drunk, with the result that every suggestion arrives dressed as either an order or a licence. Kavonte went deonticsed and announced that the next round was both permitted and necessary. deontologied (/ˌdiːɒnˈtɒləd͡ʒid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating pub conduct as a complete system of right and wrong. Storii became deontologied and delivered a careful account of the duties of a round. deontologismed adj. Drunk on the strength of rules rather than consequences, particularly where the rules concern buying drinks. Kimbra went deontologismed and insisted the person who suggested the round must pay it. deontologisted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the rightness of each bar-room decision more important than its outcome. Mckaleigh got deontologisted and refused the last chip on principle. deonymed adj. Drunk since last orders, and turning every named thing into a grand title for the person holding it. Sheronica got deonymed and addressed the barmaid as though she were a minor deity. deonymisationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and stripping proper names from people until everyone is merely whoever sits there. Karynn became deonymisationed and forgot the landlord's name while inventing a better one.