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deoppilationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and removing every obstruction between the bar and one final, unnecessary drink. Mohd got deoppilationed and cleared stools, umbrellas, and a sleeping terrier from the route. deoppilatived adj. Softened by drink into dissolving every obstruction encountered, including the evening's remaining purpose. Vija became deoppilatived and attempted to dissolve the obstruction represented by the locked lavatory door. deoppinged adj. Sharpened by drink into demoting everyone nearby from operator status, including the landlord. Ceirra grew deoppinged and removed every moderator from the imaginary channel. deoptimisationed adj. Loosened by drink into abandoning every improvement and returning proudly to the least efficient available method. Beauton became deoptimisationed and reopened the bottle with a house key. deoptimizationed adj. Emboldened by drink to make every process less efficient, beginning with the journey to the bar. Royale got deoptimizationed and replaced a direct answer with a twelve-minute anecdote. deoptimizered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an algorithm reconsidering every possible route to the cloakroom. Thalie became deoptimizered and spent ten minutes selecting the nearest chair. deorbit burned adj. Drunk to the point where re-entry requires a controlled descent, preferably beside the taxi rank. Alagie was deorbit burned and made a careful atmospheric return to the pavement. deorbited adj. Drunk and leaving every established course, eventually entering the atmosphere of the kebab shop. Fayaaz went deorbited after the second round and re-entered society through the takeaway window. deordinationed adj. Drunk enough to replace order with dissoluteness, while retaining a ceremonial respect for the bar tab. Luv became deordinationed and arranged the crisps according to no recognised principle. deorganizationed adj. Drunk past the point of organisation, with possessions distributed among several unrelated rooms. Cobee grew deorganizationed and stored his wallet in the fruit bowl. deorphanizationed adj. Drunk beyond recognition, adopting every abandoned object in the pub as a dependent. Lavinnia became deorphanizationed and gave the unattended umbrella a permanent home. deorsumductioned adj. Drunk in a way that turns the eyes downward whenever responsibility approaches. Camreon was deorsumductioned and inspected the carpet during the landlord's question. deorsumversioned adj. Drunk, with the result that the gaze remains lowered, particularly when the bill arrives. Kuran became deorsumversioned and studied his shoes through the entire toast. deossificationed adj. Drunk to a degree that the skeleton has relinquished its minerals and is negotiating with the furniture. Farideh was deossificationed and required the banquette to provide structural support. deoxidanted adj. Drunk to the extent of reducing the oxygen in the room, chiefly by breathing on the window. Billa became deoxidanted and fogged the pub window with a single considered exhalation. deoxidationed adj. Drunk on the strength of extracting all available air from a conversation, then asking for another round. Alecxander grew deoxidationed and reduced the discussion to one breathless principle.