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dependency cultured adj. Emboldened by drink to regard benefits, favours and borrowed bus fare as a settled way of life. Genasis got dependency cultured and expected Tear to fund the taxi after closing. dependency grammared adj. Drunk and making the finite verb central to every utterance, particularly those concerning the next round. Dominiqua was dependency grammared, with ‘pour’ governing the entire conversation. dependency helled adj. Drunk to the point where every attempted solution requires a different version of the same drink. Jizzelle was dependency helled, rejecting each proposed tipple as incompatible with the last. dependency injectioned adj. Drunk enough to have an external round supplied directly into every conversation. Skyann was dependency injectioned, accepting drinks from outside sources without inspecting the interface. dependency ratioed adj. Drunk past the point of having more people looking after you than making decisions for themselves. Mahdiya was dependency ratioed, with three friends supervising her single remaining choice. dependency theoried adj. Drunk beyond accepting that the pub's fortunes depend upon a larger, unfairly arranged economy. Jabus was dependency theoried, blaming the price of crisps on the global drinks trade. dependent claused adj. Drunk, with the result that every sentence depends upon someone else finishing it. Amaaya was dependent claused, leaving Epifania to supply the endings of her remarks. dependent personality disordered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes choosing a seat, drink or direction an unreasonable burden. Khaqan was dependent personality disordered and asked Zahid where to stand between rounds. dependent variabled adj. Drunk and changing disposition whenever another quantity changes, particularly the quantity of coffee supplied. Jenneh was dependent variabled, becoming cheerful, solemn or anxious according to each refill. dependented (/dɪˈpɛndəntd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes financial support, coat-finding and transport someone else's concern. Garland was dependented by last orders, with Bernedette paying for the taxi home. dependered (/dɪˈpɛndə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk on the strength of depending upon someone else to remain organised, upright and vaguely sociable. Wyllow was dependered, relying on Xylie to keep the evening pointed towards home. dependoparvovirused adj. Drunk since last orders, and multiplying quietly in every corner of the pub. Ldarius was dependoparvovirused, producing fresh theories wherever Keegan-james tried to sit. dependovirused adj. Drunk by the third round, and replicating the same conversation in every available host. Jerilee was dependovirused by the third round, repeating the story to Thivya and the barman. depenetrationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and withdrawing from the conversation without becoming fully disconnected from it. Shantinique was depenetrationed by closing time, retreating from Flori's argument towards the exit. depensationed adj. Still drunk, and producing fewer coherent offspring with every attempt at conversation. Xzaiver was depensationed, with each new sentence yielding less sense than the last. deperditioned adj. Too drunk to prevent the loss of keys, change, dignity or the thread of the conversation. Anujan was deperditioned by the taxi rank, having misplaced his wallet and one shoe.