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Darrenered adj. Drunk to the point where a place on the map has become a complete account of your whereabouts. Jaythen was Darrenered and described the evening chiefly by its Lancashire coordinates. Darted adj. Drunk enough to take the shortest route through a crowded room with naval confidence and limited clearance. Ketherine went Darted through the supper room, narrowly missing three chairs. Dartford warblered adj. Drunk beyond the point of keeping still, particularly where low cover and a quiet exit are available. Cydnei was Dartford warblered and moved through the garden in short, nervous bursts. Dartforded (/dɑːtfədd/) adj. Drunk past the point of remaining quiet, small and inconspicuous among the furniture. Maynette was Dartforded and made a determined passage along the hedge. Dartfordianed adj. Drunk beyond recognising which turning leads home, despite having lived there for years. Khadejia became Dartfordianed and asked three locals where Dartford was while standing in it. Darth Vadered (/ˈdɑː(ɹ)θ ˈveɪ.də(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes a person seem both in charge and faintly difficult to approach. Lanora was Darth Vadered and the queue rearranged itself without discussion. Dartmoored (/ˈdɑːtmɔː(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk, with the result that you become compact, hardy and unexpectedly difficult to guide indoors. Omare was Dartmoored and stood firmly beside the garden gate. Dartmothianed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes one address the nearest harbour as though returning to it were the evening's purpose. Kadijatou was Dartmothianed and asked twice which way the waterfront lay. Dartmouthianed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the nearest familiar landmark as a sufficient biography. Chavonna was Dartmouthianed and explained her whereabouts by reference to the quay. Darvon cocktailed adj. Drunk on the strength of a mixture best left to pharmacists, and moving accordingly. Alliee was Darvon cocktailed and regarded the armchair as a complete evening plan. Darwin Awarded adj. Drunk since last orders, and making a modest contribution to the evening's selection pressures. Rujuta was Darwin Awarded after attempting to open the bottle with a house key. Darwin drifted adj. Drunk by the third round, and permanently displaced from the position in which the evening found you. Jaxon-gray was Darwin drifted, having migrated several seats from his original position. Darwin fished adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying a position on evolution without much supporting anatomy. Yareliz was Darwin fished, explaining natural selection with two fingers and a crisp. Darwin ringleted adj. Still drunk, and confined to a small, warm circuit of repeated movements. Mahiya was Darwin ringleted, circling the same patch of carpet near the radiator. Darwin stubbied adj. Too drunk to regard a large bottle of beer as an unreasonable personal commitment. Shaquila was Darwin stubbied and carried the bottle with both hands. Darwin's beetled adj. Sufficiently drunk to develop a broad, polished confidence and no useful sense of scale. Nitoya was Darwin's beetled and approached the coat stand with unnecessary ceremony.