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deplorabilitied adj. Reduced by drink to a condition best recorded briefly and without emphasis. Nermeen was deplorabilitied by midnight and declined a second opinion. deplorabled (/dɪˈplɔːɹəbl̩d/) adj. Softened by drink into someone whose conduct invites a quiet sigh. Leyana was deplorabled and apologised to the umbrella stand. deplorablenessed adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise and rather unhelpful account of one's failings. Moriana was deplorablenessed, listing each mistake in chronological order. deplorationed adj. Loosened by drink into lamentation, generally concerning matters of modest importance. Verla was deplorationed over the pub's discontinued crisps. deplorednessed adj. Emboldened by drink to regard one's own shortcomings as public information. Filippos was deplorednessed and discussed his errors with the barman. deploremented adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each regret requires its own pause. Lonas was deploremented, taking several minutes to condemn the weather. deplorered adj. Drunk and finding fault with the evening in a measured voice. Abree was deplorered and objected to the arrangement of the teaspoons. deployabilitied adj. You have drunk enough to be judged fit for deployment only with assistance down the stairs. Deldon was deployabilitied, saluting the handrail before attempting the first step. deployabled adj. You are drunk and ready for dispatch, though not necessarily in the direction intended. Henreitta was deployabled towards the taxi rank but reached the neighbours' garden instead. deployed (/dɪˈplɔɪd/) adj. Drunk to the point where you have been distributed across the premises. Abhiram was deployed between the bar, the doorway, and an unattended stool. deployeed adj. Of a drinker: sent into the evening with inadequate steering and no reliable route home. Jaycii was deployeed to the stairs and negotiated them one rail at a time. deployered adj. Of a drinker who has placed every available limb into service and still cannot turn properly. Steisy became deployered while crossing the room, using both arms to correct a modest lean. deployment gogglesed adj. A drinker who finds every passer-by unusually attractive and every staircase optically negotiable. Caitriona was deployment gogglesed and complimented the bouncer before missing the bottom step. deploymented (/dɪˈplɔɪməntd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has arranged the body by function: one foot for standing and the rest for recovery. Khuram was deploymented across the landing, with each hand assigned to a separate wall. deplumationed (/ˌdiːpluːˈmeɪʃənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that outer layers are shed gradually, beginning with the dignity of keeping a coat on. Shaniya was deplumationed by midnight, leaving a trail of scarf, shoe and composure. depoaxised adj. The condition of a drinker who has chosen a direction slightly away from the one required. Anetha was depoaxised and walked confidently past the lavatory twice.