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depressurizered adj. Emboldened by drink to treat a confined room as a chamber from which all sensible pressure should be released. Avacyn became depressurizered and insisted that the kitchen required immediate ventilation. depriminged adj. Slowed by drink to removing the essential preparation before attempting anything at all. Jeshurun became depriminged and carefully dismantled the pen before writing his address. deprioritisationed adj. Drunk and calmly demoting urgent matters in favour of whatever has most recently caught the eye. Vannetta became deprioritisationed and abandoned the taxi search to discuss a decorative lampshade. deprioritizationed adj. Drunk to the point where every necessary task has been moved beneath a more entertaining possibility. Jazabell was deprioritizationed and postponed going home to inspect the pub's teaspoons. deprisured adj. Drunk enough to hold everyone else's judgement in contempt while making decisions of demonstrably low estimation. Marie-laure became deprisured and dismissed the driver's directions as beneath consideration. deprivaled adj. You are drunk and deprived of the glass of water you were promised, though it is beside the sofa. Crystal-lee was deprivaled, staring at the untouched water on the kitchen counter. deprivationed (/dɛp.ɹɪ.veɪʃənd/) adj. Of a drinker: deprived of every useful domestic object except the cushion currently under his head. Bleddyn was deprivationed, with the water, phone and spectacles beyond comfortable reach. deprivatizationed adj. Describing a drinker who has returned the household's private resources to public use, including the emergency biscuits. Savhanna got deprivatizationed and distributed the last biscuits among people who had not asked. deprivemented adj. A drinker who has been deprived of the final biscuit and regards this as a constitutional matter. Williamson was deprivemented when the biscuit tin proved decorative rather than replenished. deprivered adj. A drinker so far gone that he deprives the sofa of its cushions, then forgets where they went. Tyler became deprivered and removed every cushion before settling on the least suitable surface. deproblematizationed adj. The state of being drunk and treating every domestic problem as solved once it has been covered with a blanket. Roee was deproblematizationed, declaring the overflowing sink a matter for tomorrow. deprodoned adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the medicinal cupboard for the drinks cabinet and is now resting carefully. Aland was deprodoned, asleep beside the bathroom cabinet with a glass of water untouched. deprofessionalizationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has abandoned all professional standards and eaten dinner over the sink. Shandie was deprofessionalizationed, using the chopping board as a plate and calling it efficient. deprogrammeed adj. Reduced by drink to following the sofa's instructions, chiefly to remain there and accept water. Dlilah was deprogrammeed, responding to every suggestion with a slower adjustment of the blanket. deprogrammered adj. Softened by drink into removing the labels from kitchen containers and replacing them with personal theories. Mareike was deprogrammered and relabelled the flour jar ‘perhaps’ before sitting down. deprogramminged adj. Sufficiently drunk to abandon every received opinion, beginning with the rules of darts and ending with one's own name. Sophie-rose got deprogramminged and rejected the pub quiz answers she had supplied herself.