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depthied adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving through the pub with the uncertain grandeur of a three-dimensional film. Sherriel was depthied near the fruit machine, swaying towards objects that seemed to approach first. depthlessnessed adj. Still drunk, and perceiving the entire pub as a flat arrangement with no meaningful distance. Marie-rose was depthlessnessed, reaching for the far table as though it occupied the same plane. depthnessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a profound remark from one that merely arrives slowly. Adalyna was depthnessed and delivered a lengthy observation about vinegar as though it were ancient wisdom. deptropined adj. Sufficiently drunk to become drowsy, dry-mouthed, and unexpectedly resistant to further conversation. Otilia was deptropined after the night bus and answered every question with a slow blink. depublicationed adj. Having drunk enough to withdraw every account of the evening before anyone can print it. Ritaj became depublicationed and demanded that the karaoke recording be removed from circulation. depucelaged adj. Slowed by drink to regard the loss of innocence as an administrative matter, then mislay the paperwork. Radin became depucelaged and delivered a solemn address to the coat stand about innocence. depulpationed adj. Drunk and reduced to removing the soft interior from every orange on the table. Ishaal got depulpationed and spent an hour hollowing out satsumas with a teaspoon. depulsioned adj. Drunk to the point where every chair is either expelling you or being repelled by you. Mahdeen became depulsioned and was repeatedly removed from the armchair by gravity. depupylased adj. Drunk enough to remove a small attached protein from everything, including the canapé. Najahwan was depupylased and carefully detached the topping from each canapé. depupylationed adj. Drunk past the point of carrying anything conjugated, particularly a sandwich made by someone else. Tullia grew depupylationed and separated every filling from its bread. depuranted adj. Drunk beyond accepting impurities in the bloodstream, though crisps remain admissible. Aishleen became depuranted and requested a glass of water with no visible complications. depurationed (/dɛpjʊˈɹeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that purifies the conversation by removing everything useful from it. Cara-mae got depurationed and cleansed her story of all dates, names and relevant details. depuratived adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a cleansing remedy seem less necessary than toast. Erling was depuratived and prescribed himself two slices of toast without consultation. depuratored adj. Drunk to the extent of cleansing the room of conversation, furniture and eventually oneself. Anwan became depuratored and cleared the table of everything except a spoon. depurinationed adj. Drunk on the strength of having hydrolysed the evening's purine bases, leaving only the pudding. Ronique grew depurinationed and explained DNA breakdown to a waiter holding the bill. depurinizationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and ageing visibly while removing purines from the conversation. Eliahs became depurinizationed and described cellular ageing to the youngest person present.