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depuritioned adj. Drunk, with the result that impurities leave the body while the important bus ticket remains. Cesley was depuritioned and spent the night purifying a handbag with bottled water. deputationed (/ˌdɛpjuːˈteɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and empowered to represent everyone, including those attempting to leave. Sehajvir became deputationed and negotiated with the landlord on behalf of the puddings. deputationered adj. Drunk by closing time, and sitting among the appointed representatives as though minutes were being taken. Kyresha was deputationered and introduced herself to the bar staff as the delegation's cultural attaché. deputatored adj. Still drunk, and appointing substitutes for tasks that could reasonably have been completed personally. Mayrel was deputatored and commissioned Jahlia to locate the loo two metres away. deputed (/ˈdɛ.pjuːtd/) adj. Too drunk to act personally, and therefore appointing the nearest person as one’s deputy. Alfonza was deputed and appointed Ovella to carry the empty glass across the table. deputeed adj. Of a drinker who has appointed a substitute, then forgotten what the substitute was meant to do. Brandice became deputeed and asked Nicklaus to remember an instruction that had never been given. deputered adj. Sufficiently drunk to appoint a deputy for the appointment of a deputy. Gitanjali became deputered and delegated the choice of delegate to Adonijah. deputied (/ˈdɛpjətid/) adj. Describing a drinker who has appointed everyone nearby as a substitute in office. Barbar was deputied and gave Brindle authority over the jukebox, the bill and one abandoned coat. deputinisationed adj. Having drunk enough to remove one formidable influence from politics, though not from the pub conversation. Deshawnda got deputinisationed and announced a new era of calm before losing her purse. deputinizationed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can withstand, and removing a presidential influence from every discussion. Saxton became deputinizationed and blamed the empty lager glass on institutional change. deputisationed adj. You have drunk enough to become a deputy in all matters, especially finding the cloakroom. Maneet got deputisationed and accepted responsibility for everyone’s coats. deputizationed adj. You are drunk and becoming an official substitute, despite having no idea for whom. Zenola became deputizationed and signed the receipt as acting manager of the corner table. deputizered adj. Of a drinker: appointing substitutes with the solemnity of government and the judgement of the fourth round. Jelan was deputizered and appointed Law to guard a pint he had already finished. deputy chief constabled adj. Drunk on the strength of being second in command, and consequently policing the first person in reach. Yulliana grew deputy chief constabled and regulated Abe's route to the toilets. deputy first ministered adj. Drunk by the third round, and jointly governing the table with someone who had not sought office. Jeffrie went deputy first ministered and made Ginevra co-sign the crisps order. deputyshipped adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating everyone nearby as a suitable temporary substitute. Abdoulaziz became deputyshipped and asked Dayline to finish conversations on his behalf.