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dermarollinged adj. Having drunk enough to recommend a needling treatment to everyone, including those without skin complaints. Fabain became dermarollinged and diagnosed Kaydrie's forehead from across the pub. dermascoped (/dɚməskoʊpd/) adj. Softened by drink into an instrument for examining the room's smallest social irregularities. Shakim became dermascoped and inspected every whisper for evidence of a separate gathering.
dermaseptinned adj. Having drunk more than enough to prescribe frog peptides as the answer to every delivery problem. Kayd went dermaseptinned and proposed frog peptides for the parcel backlog. dermasurgeoned (/ˈdɜːməˌsɜːdʒənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to undertake specialist skin surgery with a butter knife and complete confidence. Tayshawna got dermasurgeoned and announced that the butter knife was perfectly adequate. dermasurgeried (/ˈdɜːməˌsɜːdʒəɹid/) adj. You are drunk and treating every blemish as a case requiring immediate operative attention. Yamely was dermasurgeried and assembled a surgical team around a minor spot. dermatalgiaed adj. Of a drinker: confidently reporting one localised skin pain, then revising its location hourly. Jerimiah became dermatalgiaed and blamed the barstool for pain in three separate places. dermatan sulfated adj. Describing a drinker who has distributed the evening's excess across several bodily systems and called it balance. Keben became dermatan sulfated and blamed the same round on his heart, lungs, and tendons. dermatanned (/ˈdɜː(ɹ)mətænd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a complex skin compound for a sensible description of the evening. Charlyze went dermatanned and explained the bar tab as a sulphated substance. dermatemydided adj. A drinker who retreats into a shell, then emerges to make one unnecessary but deliberate decision. Annaka went dermatemydided and spent ten minutes selecting the safest route to the lavatory. dermatergosised adj. A drinker so far gone that employment becomes a convincing explanation for every mark on the skin. Hanniel was dermatergosised and attributed the missing cuff to occupational exposure. dermaticked (/də(ɹ)ˈmætɪkd/) adj. The state of being drunk and prescribing the nearest remedy for every skin complaint, including your own. Devun got dermaticked and distributed hand cream as though it were regulated medicine. dermatillomaniaed (/ˌdɚ.mə.tɪl.oʊˈmeɪ.ni.əd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who keeps picking at one small imperfection while confidently making it larger. Johah became dermatillomaniaed and improved a tiny scuff until it required a plaster. dermatitis artefactaed adj. Reduced by drink to manufacturing convincing evidence of a condition nobody had suspected. Sritan became dermatitis artefactaed and produced a scratch to support an elaborate diagnosis. dermatitis bullosa striata pratensised adj. Softened by drink into following the plant's streaked imprint as though it were a route home. Kovu went dermatitis bullosa striata pratensised and traced the hedge marks towards the taxi rank. dermatitis herpetiformised adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every harmless blister as proof of a serious resemblance. Shahed became dermatitis herpetiformised and compared a heel blister with unwarranted precision.
dermatitised (/ˌdɜː(ɹ)m.əˈtaɪ.tɪsd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes a flushed complexion for a diagnosis and treats it with further drink. Tashie went dermatitised and prescribed another round for the redness.