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dermatopolymyositised adj. Drunk on the strength of several muscles and several explanations, none working together. Sharneice was dermatopolymyositised, flexing at the bar while offering two competing explanations. dermatopontinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and held together chiefly by an invisible pub-wide framework. Gonsalo was dermatopontinned, remaining upright through the collective support of the snug. dermatoporosised adj. Drunk by the third round, and visibly thinning at the edges of the evening. Dorislee was dermatoporosised, her firm plan for getting home fading beside the lager. dermatosclerosised adj. Drunk by closing time, and hardened into a stubborn little shape at the bar. Despoina was dermatosclerosised, immovable beside the pump despite repeated hints. dermatoscoped (/ˌdɜːməˈtɒskoʊpd/) adj. Still drunk, and inspecting every mark, freckle and suspicious speck under the bar's light. Derik was dermatoscoped, examining a mole on his wrist beside the lager taps. dermatoscopied (/ˌdɜːməˈtɒskəpid/) adj. Too drunk to examine a blemish without first arranging a torch, a mirror and an audience. Hudes was dermatoscopied, using a phone torch to inspect his nose in the lavatory mirror. dermatosised (/ˌdɜːməˈtəʊsɪsd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat an ordinary blemish as the night's established medical condition. Keyuana was dermatosised and diagnosed herself between mouthfuls of crisps. dermatoskeletonned adj. Having drunk enough to rely on a rigid outer shell while the person inside goes elsewhere. Maiquel was dermatoskeletonned, standing stiffly in his coat while the conversation passed around him. dermatosparaxised adj. Having drunk more than the evening's fragile arrangements can bear without tearing. Mishon was dermatosparaxised, and the plan for a quiet pint split at once. dermatotherapied adj. You have drunk enough to prescribe a round as treatment for every visible complaint. Glennie was dermatotherapied and ordered another drink for a graze acquired on the way in. dermatothlasiaed adj. Drunk to the point where rubbing one’s skin becomes a considered response to every difficulty. Brailee became dermatothlasiaed and addressed the coat sleeve as a source of therapeutic relief. dermatotoxicitied adj. Drunk enough to regard the skin as a hostile surface and the pub carpet as a treatment. Laleta got dermatotoxicitied and declared the bar towel unsuitable for external use. dermatotoxinned adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the burning sensation belongs to the hand, not the lager. Callen became dermatotoxinned and inspected his reddening fingers with professional concern. dermatotropismed adj. Drunk beyond resisting every route that leads, eventually, towards the exposed skin. Randolph went dermatotropismed and migrated steadily towards the nearest uncovered forearm. dermatovenereologied adj. Drunk, with the result that intimate ailments are discussed as though presenting at grand rounds. Onye got dermatovenereologied and gave the table a lecture on symptoms nobody had mentioned. dermatovenereologisted adj. Drunk in a way that turns every minor rash into a specialist consultation. Wanzie became dermatovenereologisted and offered the landlord a private diagnosis by the fruit machine.