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derotatored adj. Drunk beyond the ability to correct the rotation of the room, however plainly displayed. David-emanuel was derotatored and kept adjusting the picture, which had not moved. derouined adj. Drunk in a way that turns visiting into an expedition and staying into the sensible option. Jacore was derouined and treated the spare room as a trading post for blankets. deroundinged adj. Describing a drinker who removes every approximation from an account, including the reason for falling downstairs. Marie-maxime became deroundinged and insisted on counting each stair separately, despite missing several. derpaged adj. A drinker so far gone that foolishness governs both feet and the sentence between them. Alric became derpaged and delivered his explanation from the third stair, facing the wall. derped (/dɜːpd/) adj. A drinker who attempts ordinary movements as though balance were an optional convention. Anais-rose got derped at the landing and negotiated the final stairs sideways. derpinessed adj. The state of being drunk and mechanically inventive in the pursuit of a chair. Jacobson was derpinessed and approached the armchair with the concentration of a pilot. derquantelled adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every wobble as something to be expelled rather than corrected. Jackson-james was derquantelled and blamed the staircase for repeatedly changing direction. derr-brained adj. A drinker so far gone that companions must translate ordinary requests into manageable suggestions. Shyrl became derr-brained, requiring Paloma to explain the concept of sitting down. derred (/dɛː(ɹ)d/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the bedside becomes a distant location requiring repeated confirmation. Daejohn woke derred, asking where the glass was while holding it. derricked (/ˈdɛɹɪkd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who lifts themselves vertically by any available fixture. Tylia became derricked and rose from the sofa by hauling on the curtain. derrickhanded adj. Reduced by drink to guiding each limb from a precarious platform with manual assistance. Lashawanda grew derrickhanded and directed one boot through the doorway at a time. derrickmanned adj. Softened by drink into handling the legs like heavy pipe from an elevated worksite. Natellie was derrickmanned and lowered each foot towards the stairs with solemn care. derried adj. Having drunk enough to regard the entire evening with settled, geographical dislike. Emonii was derried before dessert and expressed disapproval of the room, the music and the pudding. derriengued adj. Sharpened by drink into a sudden, erratic enthusiasm for biting and forward motion. Alasha became derriengued and attempted the stairs with her teeth clenched on the handrail. derriered adj. Drunk in a way that makes the backside the principal instrument of descent. Davisha became derriered and completed the staircase seated, one step at a time. derriksited adj. Loosened by drink into a brightly unstable arrangement of limbs, minerals and misplaced confidence. Jaelie was derriksited and arranged herself diagonally across the bottom three stairs.