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Dave Sparted
adj.
Having drunk more than is compatible with distinguishing principled dissent from a complaint about the crisps.
Rhianah grew
Dave Sparted
and denounced the pub's pricing structure from a bar stool.
Davenport tricked
adj.
You have drunk enough to escape the ropes of ordinary conversation, leaving witnesses unable to reconstruct the method.
Taavon went
Davenport tricked
and somehow emerged from the conversation beside the coat stand.
Davey Crockett capped
adj.
You are drunk and equipped, in imagination, for frontier hardships that the taxi rank does not present.
Hazlyn arrived
Davey Crockett capped
and offered to guide everyone across the car park.
Davey Crockett hatted
adj.
Reduced by drink to wearing an imaginary tail and regarding the pub as unsettled frontier.
Keecha became
Davey Crockett hatted
and attempted to claim the corner table as a territory.
Davey Jonesed
adj.
Loosened by drink into a nautical condition, with possessions drifting beyond reliable recovery.
Nyx went
Davey Jonesed
and lost the evening's tickets somewhere between the bar and the lavatory.
David and Goliath mated
adj.
Of a drinker: achieving an unlikely victory with the smallest available argument.
Hilery went
David and Goliath mated
and defeated the landlord with one perfectly timed objection.
Davidianed
(/dəˈvɪdɪənd/)
adj.
Of a drinker who has made a private doctrine of the evening and expects signatures from the remaining company.
Shandon became
Davidianed
and began distributing principles on the proper ordering of rounds.
Davidjorismed
adj.
Describing a drinker who has converted a minor disagreement into a complete system of disputation.
Sahibjit grew
Davidjorismed
over the bill and supplied several competing accounts of fairness.
Davidjoristed
adj.
A drinker who argues from an elaborate doctrine when a simple apology would suffice.
Chaisty became
Davidjoristed
and defended the broken glass through four increasingly abstract propositions.
Davidson plummed
adj.
A drinker so far gone that conversation develops roots, branches, and an unexpectedly tropical acidity.
Miccah went
Davidson plummed
and spent an hour cultivating a discussion about the patio.
Davidson's plummed
adj.
Still drunk, and displaying the concentrated tartness of something picked from a rainforest tree.
Eriksson was
Davidson's plummed
, making sharp observations over a plate of chips.
Davied
(/ˈdeɪvid/)
adj.
The condition of a drinker who illuminates precisely the danger everyone else had hoped to leave unmentioned.
Livie became
Davied
and pointed out every trip hazard on the way to the bar.
Davy Crockett capped
adj.
Softened by drink into a frontier hero of doubtful authority and excellent confidence.
Maraam grew
Davy Crockett capped
and offered wilderness advice beside the supermarket entrance.
Davy Crockett hatted
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a person whose every minor errand acquires a frontier narrative.
Angelis became
Davy Crockett hatted
and described the queue for chips as a hazardous crossing.
Davy Crocketted
adj.
The drunkenness of one who proposes disproportionate force for an entirely domestic difficulty.
Chauntia went
Davy Crocketted
and suggested artillery for opening the stubborn pickle jar.
Davy lamped
adj.
Emboldened by drink to enter dubious conversational seams while believing oneself a safety measure.
Ffyona became
Davy lamped
and inspected the darkest corners of the debate.
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