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descriptivitied adj. Drunk to the extent of describing the domestic scene with remarkable precision and no practical consequence. Vivien was descriptivitied, giving an exact account of the water glass without lifting it. descriptored (/dɪˈskɹɪptə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk on the strength of naming every visible object as though labels might guide you safely to bed. Atena was descriptored, naming the kettle, the glass and the sofa in succession. descriptumed adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to the subject of a household description beneath a blanket. Shabria was descriptumed, the sofa's blanket providing the evening's final subject. descurainolided adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically inclined to become a small, inert presence on the sofa. Kamahao was descurainolided, folded quietly into the sofa beside an untouched glass. descurainosided adj. Drunk by closing time, and faintly botanical in the manner of something settled beside the sink. Annas was descurainosided, sitting beside the sink with the stillness of a household specimen. deseasonalisationed adj. Still drunk, and treating the kitchen's changing morning clutter as though its seasonal pattern had been removed. Chhavi was deseasonalisationed, unable to tell whether the kitchen belonged to night or morning. deseasonalizationed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every quiet spell at the bar as a permanent trend. Janade spent the afternoon deseasonalizationed, declaring the pub's winter trade finished for good. desecratered adj. Emboldened by drink to profane the sacred arrangement of optics, darts, and the fruit machine. Machayla became desecratered and placed a coaster on the dartboard. desecrationed (/dɛ.sɪˈkɹeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Loosened by drink into treating the pub’s sacred rituals—rounds, crisps, and closing time—with casual irreverence. Lanaysha got desecrationed and put vinegar on the landlord's crisps. desecratored adj. Slowed by drink to violating pub sanctities one deliberate gesture at a time. Zeyla grew desecratored and stirred the landlord's carefully poured pint. desecularisationed adj. Drunk and restoring sacred status to the barmaid, the jukebox, and the final packet of pork scratchings. Almena got desecularisationed and bowed to the pub's ancient fruit machine. desecularizationed adj. Drunk to the point where an ordinary pub becomes a place of rites, relics, and unquestionable last orders. Nakoma became desecularizationed and lit a candle beside the till. deseedered adj. Drunk enough to remove every seed from the garnish, the fruit bowl, and eventually the landlord’s vocabulary. Mardee went deseedered and picked the seeds from a lemon nobody had ordered. desegmentationed adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the evening in separate portions: drink, darts, supper, and regret become one continuous thing. Kinsee was desegmentationed and called the kebab, karaoke, and taxi a single course. desegregationed adj. Drunk beyond maintaining social divisions, inviting the darts team, the regulars, and the dog into one round. Jacobian became desegregationed and bought a round for both rival teams. desegregationisted adj. Drunk in a way that campaigns for every table, stool, and solitary pint to be brought together. Norreen went desegregationisted and proposed one united table for the entire pub.